Okay, it’s no secret I listen to a lot of music. I’ve listened to tons of stuff, across all genres, and I’ll pretty much give anything a shot. However, I have to say I’ve absolutely never seen cover art as truly heinous as this in my entire life:

I mean, clearly the budget was tight here, but OH MY GOD. D&D first edition art looks like Carvaggio in comparison.
Found at http://cgragain.blogspot.com/2010/03/kopperfield-tales-untold-rare-hardrock.html
If you want to hear what the music actually sounds like:

