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Writer, musician, and professional copywriter Aaron Poehler
November 15th, 2009 — Fashion, Music, health
“High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children.”
November 18th, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Politics, Professional, Writing, health
Nebraska Governor Calls Special Session to Revise Safe Haven Law
“Governor Dave Heineman announced today that a special session of Nebraska’s legislature will be held next month to revise the state’s controversial safe-haven law…” Continue reading
Justice Department Approves Merger of Northwest and Delta Air Lines
“DOJ antitrust regulators announced today that they will not halt the merger of Delta and Northwest, approving a deal which will create the world’s largest airline…” Continue reading
1 Killed, 1 Injured in Massachusetts Construction Lift Collapse
“A construction worker was killed and another seriously injured when a hydraulic lift platform became unstable and toppled to the ground on the campus of AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals in Waltham, Massachusetts…” Continue reading
14 Injured in Idaho Bridge Construction Collapse on Interstate 84
“14 construction workers were injured Monday afternoon in Nampa, Idaho when an bridge under construction collapsed under them while they were in the midst of pouring concrete for the structure…” Continue reading
7 Northeast States Petition EPA to Limit Mercury Emissions
“Seven Northeastern U.S. states have petitioned the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to limit toxic mercury emissions originating from sources outside of the region that contaminate waterways and fish…” Continue reading
Study Demonstrates Link Between Autism and Rainy Climates
“According to the results of a new study, children who live in areas with high precipitation appear to demonstrate higher rates of autism…” Continue reading
Supreme Court Evaluates Effects of FDA Drug Labels on Liability Cases
“The Supreme Court is currently hearing a case which could result in restrictions on lawsuits against drug manufacturers if the justices decide FDA approval conveys protection from liability claims…” Continue reading
French Researchers Claim Experimental Diet Drug Tricks Body Into Losing Weight
“A team of scientists at the University of Louis Pasteur in Strasbourg say that experimental drug SRT1720 encourages the body to burn fat reserves even on a fatty diet…” Continue reading
Bridge Construction Accident Sends Workers Tumbling Into Louisiana Lake, Kills 1
“One man is dead after a girder gave way and fell from a 30-foot piling into Louisiana’s Lake Pontchartrain from a new bridge under construction on Interstate 10…” Continue reading
Arkansas Voters Pass Ban on Unmarried Couples Adopting or Fostering Unwanted Children
“On Tuesday, nearly 57 percent of Arkansas voters approved a ballot measure barring adoptive and foster care children from placement in the homes of couples who are not married…” Continue reading
Oneida County Office Building Reopened Following Asbestos Scare
“The Oneida County Office Building in Utica, New York was reopened Thursday after test results for the presence of asbestos in air samples taken from throughout the building came back negative…” Continue reading
Former Morgan Stanley Broker Sanctioned for Robbing Accounts of Minor Malpractice Victims
“New York Stock Exchange regulators today banned stockbroker Charles Winitch from working for member firms for a period of five years after he pocketed over $100,000 making unauthorized trades using the accounts of injured children…” Continue reading
October 29th, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Politics, Professional, Writing, health

26 More Genes Associated with Most Common Form of Lung Cancer Identified
“The findings of a study published in the journal Nature show that researchers have identified 26 genes associated with adenocarcinoma, the most common type of lung cancer…” Continue reading
2 Small Planes Collide in Midair over Colorado, No Injuries Reported
“Two single-engine Cessnas containing a total of six people collided in midair Wednesday over Colorado, but all people aboard the planes survived and no injuries were reported…” Continue reading
8-year-old Boy Dies after Accidentally Shooting Self with Gun Club Uzi
“8-year-old Christopher Bizilj of Ashford, Connecticut died Sunday after accidentally shooting himself in the head while firing a fully automatic Uzi machine gun at a gun fair…” Continue reading
FDA Issues Warning Letters to Bayer over Unapproved Aspirin Products
“In warning letters issued today, the FDA stated that two over-the-counter aspirin-based medications marketed by Bayer AG make unsubstantiated health claims about fighting osteoporosis and heart disease…” Continue reading
Explosion at NW Louisiana Gas Transmission Station Injures 1
“Emergency crews are currently on the scene of a gas transmission station in Caddo Parish, Louisiana, where one man has reportedly been injured in the wake of a natural gas explosion…” Continue reading
Convicted Hedge Fund Swindler to Undergo Medical and Psychological Evaluation
“Judge Kenneth Karas has ordered convicted swindler Samuel Israel to undergo a thorough evaluation in order to determine whether or not Israel is competent to plead guilty to bail-jumping charges…” Continue reading
October 3rd, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Professional, Writing, health
Study Shows Increased Risks of Heart Disease, Stroke from COPD Drug Use
“A paper published this week reports that drugs commonly prescribed for COPD were associated with increased risks of cardiovascular problems and stroke…” Continue reading
FDA Study Shows No Link Between Use of Statins and ALS
“The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) released an analysis of the results of 41 clinical trials today which demonstrates that use of statins does not increase the risk of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)…” Continue reading
Study Shows That Popular Supplements Fail To Help Slow Arthritis
“A two-year study has showed that glucosamine and chondroitin sulfate, two popular supplements commonly used for arthritis and joint pain, were ineffective at slowing the loss of knee cartilage or the progress of the disease…” Continue reading
More Than 90% of Nursing Homes Cited For Violations Last Year
“According to a report issued yesterday by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, over 90 percent of American nursing homes were cited for violations of federal health and safety standards in 2007…” Continue reading
Study Shows Traffic Fatality Numbers Spike on Election Day
“A study which appears in today’s issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association shows that more people die in traffic accidents on days when U.S. presidential elections are held…” Continue reading
4 Killed in Crash of Maryland Medical Helicopter
“Four people died Sunday when an emergency medical-services helicopter crashed in suburban Washington, D.C while attempting to land after picking up two automobile accident victims…” Continue reading
September 17th, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Politics, Professional, Writing, health
FDA Orders Stronger Warnings Be Placed on Four Popular Arthritis Drugs
“The FDA today ordered that stronger warnings be placed on four widely used immunosuppressive drugs due to elevated risks of fungal infections…” Continue reading
Metrolink Spokeswoman Tyrrell Resigns in Wake of Criticism over Handling of Accident
“The spokeswoman for rail agency Metrolink resigned after board members said her statements that the agency was responsible for Friday’s commuter train crash were premature…” Continue reading
Study Links Bisphenol A to Increased Incidence of Heart Disease and Diabetes
“A new study demonstrates that people with elevated levels of bisphenol A are likelier to have heart disease and diabetes…” Continue reading
FDA Issues Warning Letters and Import Alert for Drugs Produced by Ranbaxy
“The FDA today issued warning letters to drug manufacturer Ranbaxy Laboratories due to concerns about deviations from U.S. current Good Manufacturing Practice requirements at two of the company’s manufacturing facilities…” Continue reading
OSHA Issues $313,500 in Fines to Construction Firms over March Crane Collapse
“OSHA has fined three construction firms a total of $313,500 for alleged safety violations leading to a March crane collapse which killed seven people…” Continue reading
Off-duty Chicago Police Officer Shoots Son, Kills Self and Daughter
“Chicago Police Officer Dannie Marchan committed suicide Monday morning by turning his gun on himself after fatally shooting his young daughter and grievously wounding his 9-year-old son…” Continue reading
September 10th, 2008 — Copywriting, Professional, Writing, health
I did the copywriting for the following two new search-optimized page additions on the website of Excel Dentistry, the office of Glen Rock and Passaic, New Jersey cosmetic dentist Mayra Modesto-Garrido:
http://www.exceldentistry.com/html/sedation-dentistry.html
http://www.exceldentistry.com/html/dental-implants.html
August 18th, 2008 — Copywriting, Professional, Writing, health
A new article written by me is up on Docshop.com now:
Lose Weight — or Lose Your Job? Your Employer May Be Watching Your Waistline
“Should Big Brother be watching your weight or personal habits? Your government or employer may think so. Even as many employers trim back the amount of healthcare coverage they provide in attempts to cut costs, some believe they should have more say in their employees’ lifestyle choices — including whether they smoke, drink, or exercise, and even how much they weigh…”
Continue reading at Docshop.com
July 25th, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Professional, health
More current news articles written by me are posted now on Lawyershop.com, including:
Crane Accident in Houston is Area’s Second Within Four Days
“A 150-ton crane fell over in Houston Monday while operators were attempting to remove a sign marking the entrance to Kingwood planned community…”
Over 500,000 Bus and Truck Drivers Collect Medical Disability But Keep Driving
“According to a study released Monday, more than 563,000 truck and bus drivers qualify for full disability benefits due to health issues, yet are still eligible to drive…”
Disgruntled San Francisco IT Administrator Relents, Hands Over Network Passwords to Mayor
“Terry Childs, who has been jailed since July 13 on suspicion of computer tampering, handed passwords for San Francisco’s FiberWAN network over to Mayor Gavin Newsom Monday…”
Asbestos Problems Force Albany Elementary School To Close For School Year
“The entire staff and student body of The Thomas O’Brien Academy of Science and Technology will be sent elsewhere this year so that a serious asbestos problem can be corrected…”
July 18th, 2008 — Copywriting, Law, Politics, Professional, Writing, health
More current news articles written by me are posted now on Lawyershop.com, including:
Study Shows Experimental Amgen Bone-Loss Drug Aids Prostate Cancer Patients
“California-based Amgen announced Monday that its experimental drug denosumab reduced risks of osteoporosis and vertebral fractures in men being treated with prostate cancer medicines that can cause bone loss…”
Mysterious New Mexico Death Solved By Viewing of Five Year-Old CSI Episode
“New Mexico State Police have closed their case on a Texas man’s death after determining he killed himself in a manner similar to that shown in an episode of CSI…”
Federal Aviation Administration Passes New Rule Intended to Prevent Fuel Tank Explosions
“12 years after TWA Flight 800 exploded off Long Island, killing 230, the FAA has passed a rule intended to prevent similar tragedies from occurring in the future…”
Disney, Universal Studios, and Georgia-Pacific Claim Exemptions from Florida Gun Law
“A new Florida law allowing employees to bring guns to work has come under fire from Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, and paper manufacturer Georgia-Pacific…”
July 13th, 2008 — Comics, Copywriting, Fashion, Law, Music, Pictures, Politics, Professional, Style, Video, Writing, health
Internet advertising can be a confusing labyrinth to navigate at the best of times, but here at aaronpoehler.com I like to keep things simple. Basically, you’ll notice that on nearly all posts and pages at aaronpoehler.com there is a single banner ad. That banner ad is managed through Project Wonderful, which allows advertisers to bid what they think the ad space is worth and what they’re willing to pay per day. The highest bidder at any given time has their ad displayed sitewide here, across both blog pages and static website pages such as the vault of music reviews, so if your ad is the winning one at any given time, your ad will be seen by visitors to virtually all pages on this site (the number of which is in the hundreds right now). Advertisers are charged only for the amount of time their ads are displayed and there are no per-click charges, so it generally ends up being a good deal for all concerned — unlike many internet ad schemes which are easily defrauded through false clicks, which is why I’ve stuck with Project Wonderful above AdBrite or Google Adsense. Plus, it’s nice for me that I generally find the ads placed through Project Wonderful are interesting links to cool stuff I haven’t heard of, rather than the untargeted spammy links I seemed to get with the other services.
So if you’ve got a website, product or service you’d like to advertise here, go to http://www.projectwonderful.com/advertisehere.php?id=15866&type=1 and sign up today. There are a bunch of interesting demographic data and site statistics there for your perusal as well, and of course, right below these words should be an ad banner by the current highest bidder. I wonder who it is right now?