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Twitter dump, March-September 2011

From http://twitter.com/aaronpoehler. Looking at the amount of stuff built up I should probably do this more often. Or maybe you should just follow me because even this isn’t exhaustive, there were some twitter-only posts that have been excised here and oh geez don’t you feel like you missed out now?

It’s got to suck working on bonus CD-ROM materials for music CDs knowing full well your audience is: (people who read liner notes)/20

Tue Sep 13 17:23:51 +0000 2011

“Augmented Reality Experience” is the most ridiculously overblown BS marketing euphemism imaginable for “We threw in some bonus CDROM shit”

Tue Sep 13 17:20:34 +0000 2011

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far today: comment section full of people lamenting the death of the CD by complaining ‘digital music sucks’

Tue Sep 13 15:24:21 +0000 2011

Mostly though these New 52 #1 review columns all read the same: staid & lacking Sterling’s insight. 6 months in, then they’ll have a point.

Mon Sep 12 16:30:22 +0000 2011

Not writing on DC’s New52 #1s because there’s more than enough of that already but Giffen’s OMAC is pure Kirby goodness http://t.co/R8AZqpb

Mon Sep 12 16:25:33 +0000 2011

Catch-22: if you take Esquire’s How To Be A Man feature remotely seriously you are precluded from being one

Sun Sep 11 16:54:49 +0000 2011

Hey, Spider-Island: Avengers was actually quite good, don’t miss it in the sea of samey-looking tie-ins with generic names on the stands

Sat Sep 10 19:18:55 +0000 2011

Whenever something actually happens on which one might want current news updates I’m struck by the uselessness of all local SD news websites

Fri Sep 09 19:01:31 +0000 2011

At this point New Order w/o Peter Hook isn’t Queen w/o Freddie Mercury, it’s Dream Theater w/o Mike Portnoy–both badly need to STFU ASAP

Fri Sep 09 18:23:05 +0000 2011

How is it possible every month’s Zenescope covers are more cringe-inducingly mortifying than the last?

Fri Sep 09 16:24:08 +0000 2011

“San Diego: I SURVIVED being slightly uncomfortable for just under 12 hours” t-shirts would probably have a limited sale window

Fri Sep 09 14:17:18 +0000 2011

If you bought an ipad 2 case that doesn’t make use of the smart cover auto wake/sleep feature you oughtta take that shit back tout suite

Wed Sep 07 21:28:08 +0000 2011

Everything about Marvel’s Season 1 OGN covers from art to trade dress is awful unless “remainder-bin knockoffs” is what they were going for

Wed Sep 07 19:42:02 +0000 2011

I enjoy the work of PJ Harvey including her newest album but as an American I must disavow any knowledge of what the Mercury Prize is

Tue Sep 06 21:39:40 +0000 2011

Does your band have a ‘clever’ name? Man is that going to get old fast.

Tue Sep 06 21:36:31 +0000 2011

I never thought I’d be okay with a Hookless New Order but then I never thought Hook would be so blatantly exploitative of Joy Division music

Tue Sep 06 16:34:33 +0000 2011

I kinda think all instagram/hipstamatic processed photos look shitty now and will look moreso as time continues to pass

Sun Sep 04 17:53:11 +0000 2011

Guess I know what I’ll be listening to/watching over the wkend when I’m not doing acoustic treatment on the garage http://t.co/uvVjFTt

Fri Sep 02 02:19:21 +0000 2011

Who are the dumbfucks buying these licensed versions of Monopoly? It’s the same game with different tokens and street names. It’s also sad.

Thu Sep 01 23:18:28 +0000 2011

Oscar Jiminez could have been an A-list comic book artist if he’d ever delivered work in a remotely timely fashion. Great stuff but so late.

Thu Sep 01 05:27:23 +0000 2011

Was down for the concept of Ghost but not finding the music on Opus Eponymous as good as I’d hoped

Tue Aug 30 16:32:09 +0000 2011

Man I loves me some Thin Lizzy but the guitar solo on “The Rocker” is total ass

Tue Aug 30 01:12:36 +0000 2011

If I enjoy someone’s creative output it doesn’t mean I want to be harangued to help promote it as if that’s somehow my responsibility.

Mon Aug 29 18:44:35 +0000 2011

It must be tough to work up the enthusiasm to pretend anyone’s cared in the slightest about the Video Music Awards in decades

Mon Aug 29 16:24:52 +0000 2011

There can never be enough Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire comics (but they don’t all have to be Justice League related–maybe creator-owned next?)

Sun Aug 28 19:29:40 +0000 2011

Hey awesome, reverse sexism. Thanks Bounce/Procter & Gamble, and fuck you too http://t.co/GavTMeP

Sat Aug 27 00:14:35 +0000 2011

Absolutely the most mind-melting @RiffTrax short yet: “What Is Nothing?” http://t.co/xQyO7rg

Fri Aug 26 21:40:01 +0000 2011

Reality check: The Dark Knight Rises is still like a year away argh

Thu Aug 25 21:33:34 +0000 2011

I wonder how often that Static-X guy catches his reflection in the dressing room mirror & sighs deeply & mournfully before going onstage

Tue Aug 23 16:58:09 +0000 2011

All of these “Who’s Who at DC Comics-The New 52″ creator profiles are staggeringly dull. Done in the least imaginative way possible.

Mon Aug 22 19:17:10 +0000 2011

I guess it’s safe to take my Borders Rewards and Blockbuster Video cards out of my wallet now

Mon Aug 22 17:30:59 +0000 2011

Admittedly the blacklight room already breaks the Corvette Diner 50s theme but the Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bazaar poster is going too far

Fri Aug 19 21:09:10 +0000 2011

Watched Blur – T in the Park last night. Do they get better or is singing shittily & out of key just Damon Albarn’s ‘thing’?

Thu Aug 18 15:29:38 +0000 2011

Keep thinking agency on Mad Men is named Sterling Archer Associates, then get distracted thinking about how awesome that premise would be

Wed Aug 17 23:01:02 +0000 2011

A writer writing to other writers about writing does not seem like worthwhile networking unless one’s aim is to be a writing teacher.

Wed Aug 17 20:55:08 +0000 2011

Though I too mourn the loss of canvas for visual art and text in albums, digital booklets are a waste of time for creator & listener alike

Wed Aug 17 15:40:14 +0000 2011

I got an offer claiming $15 for Harmony Balance-Bands is “a $40 value”, rather than the more accurate “$15 for a worthless scam product”

Tue Aug 16 19:35:38 +0000 2011

Caption this picture: what is melancholy devo fan thinking right now? (Photo from http://t.co/mrjTKsF) http://t.co/DrsoAAI

Thu Aug 11 20:57:27 +0000 2011

Kirby: Genesis is all the crazy superheroic action you crave without the bitter aftertaste of corporate indifference #trythisindycomic

Thu Aug 11 17:56:00 +0000 2011

God T.H.U.N.D.E.R Agents is awesome. I hope it doesn’t get completely buried and forgotten in the New 52 push.

Thu Aug 11 02:33:49 +0000 2011

Tip of the hat to Scott Snyder for a stellar scripting job on his Detective Comics run–looking forward to Batman run starting next month.

Thu Aug 11 02:15:02 +0000 2011

I like few bands enough to bother listening to a remix collection and I’m afraid Radiohead’s music hasn’t been rewarding enough for years

Wed Aug 10 20:58:09 +0000 2011

Watched the Horrors’ Glastonbury set last night: not bad, not great. Lyrics too simplistic and repetitive, songs a bit flimsy. 3 stars

Wed Aug 10 17:12:40 +0000 2011

Lord knows I loves me some metal but the whole “No really look how EEEEVIL I am” act some people in the genre pull is painfully corny

Mon Aug 08 22:06:46 +0000 2011

I’m fine with Lorne not changing out any SNL cast but I better not see any Deep House Dish, Target Lady, or What’s Up With That next season

Sat Aug 06 00:46:35 +0000 2011

Musical considerations aside, bands that dress up to look “old-timey” give me shudders of revulsion

Fri Aug 05 19:55:20 +0000 2011

You know what’s hot? Someone who knows the difference between ‘discrete’/'discreet’ and ‘reign’/'rein’

Fri Aug 05 17:34:10 +0000 2011

…kids of today should defend themselves against false nostalgia for Ten and Nevermind.

Tue Aug 02 21:44:50 +0000 2011

Speaking out against false nostalgia in 1994, Eddie Vedder sang “Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70s”…

Tue Aug 02 21:44:37 +0000 2011

I wonder if they anticipated the line “You’re the fucked-up version of Amy Winehouse” playing the way it does now http://t.co/xkuqwO4

Tue Aug 02 16:28:43 +0000 2011

Capitalizing the W in ‘Wanna’ really sells the desperate yearning and insecurity underpinning this pitch http://t.co/v7Z3ktA

Mon Aug 01 18:21:33 +0000 2011

Any album that’s reissued and hasn’t been out of print for at least five years is just a lame cashgrab *koff* ArcadeFireLadyGaga

Fri Jul 29 21:58:15 +0000 2011

Tineye would be useful if it worked better or at all, seems like there’s a space in the online spectrum for that if someone wants to step up

Wed Jul 27 15:46:37 +0000 2011

No device of mine is truly set up until its background is set to earthlights.jpg

Tue Jul 26 01:35:49 +0000 2011

J genuinely offended at my suggestion it will be awesome when the Starship Enterprise shows up in Game Of Thrones book 6

Sun Jul 24 21:08:00 +0000 2011

This Katie MacAlister seems to be a prime offender, title after title and each one a worse groaner than the last

Thu Jul 21 23:12:28 +0000 2011

Wow, there sure are a lot of shitty-looking chicklit vampire books

Thu Jul 21 23:02:44 +0000 2011

There’s a lesson regarding the efficacy of legislation here somewhere http://t.co/aXzYM2g

Thu Jul 21 19:27:54 +0000 2011

@venturajm Nope, live stuff, 2 full hours of it. Bored me stiff, kept thinking surely they’d would play something interesting anytime but no

Wed Jul 20 02:28:53 +0000 2011

Bobby Fuller: Never to be forgotten. http://t.co/teGDJUX

Tue Jul 19 17:44:15 +0000 2011

I’d like to say I’ll miss Borders, but I haven’t found shopping at one enjoyable in quite awhile. Still, it was good when it was good.

Mon Jul 18 22:38:03 +0000 2011

Checked out some Widespread Panic music this weekend, found it all fairly tepid & unambitious. Decided I don’t really like Widespread Panic.

Mon Jul 18 21:09:18 +0000 2011

Every article on Battles for the past several months, summarized: “There sure are three guys in the band now instead of four”

Sun Jul 17 17:45:34 +0000 2011

The entirety of Broken Lizard Standup summarized: “Hey, you guys have all seen Super Troopers and are TOTALLY HIGH, right? Right?”

Sun Jul 17 16:03:42 +0000 2011

Thinking this might be a good candidate for the cover photo of album #2 http://t.co/oflpoBN

Sat Jul 16 00:34:12 +0000 2011

@laurensnuggles Jiffy Lube blows and several have been fined for unnecessary services. Hop on Yelp and find a good nonchain auto shop

Fri Jul 15 21:30:16 +0000 2011

See, everyone knows Palin is a joke except Newsweek http://t.co/ENEbaUt

Fri Jul 15 18:52:17 +0000 2011

Also Hooky’s Joy Division rerecordings are embarrassing and cringeworthy so well done on burning bridges there

Fri Jul 15 17:14:23 +0000 2011

“I know that our all bickering physically hurts the fans and destroys what they loved” Don’t worry Hooky it does neither http://t.co/pQfWUPE

Fri Jul 15 17:09:57 +0000 2011

I like how people are suddenly stricken by the breakup of a band that has done fuck-all for 4 years despite never noticing their absence

Wed Jul 13 21:53:31 +0000 2011

Landmark Forum seminars: far better experienced vicariously via entertaining stream of tweets. http://t.co/5daXMJl

Wed Jul 13 18:20:57 +0000 2011

Spotted some twit driving a Saab eating a bowl of cereal from his lap–milk, fruit and all. Just one tap on the brakes could ruin his day…

Tue Jul 12 19:29:57 +0000 2011

Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), classic Eno for Saturday morning – China My China by Brian Eno, from #SoundHound http://bit.ly/qnsfM6

Sat Jul 09 17:57:48 +0000 2011

You know, every time I hear Pearl Jam I think “Maybe this will be the awesome thing that knocks me out” and it just never happens.

Mon Jul 04 06:38:28 +0000 2011

Finding it really hard to care about any of Marvel’s Fear Itself. At least we know Flashpoint is going somewhere; this doesn’t seem to be.

Sun Jul 03 16:57:26 +0000 2011

Wow, seriously, Newsweek? In what way is this ridiculous bullshit remotely news? What an awful publication. http://t.co/N2VuMzl

Wed Jun 29 00:11:50 +0000 2011

Prince and Morrissey are making themselves relics by refusing to adapt: http://t.co/Sc6qtkp

Tue Jun 28 19:25:55 +0000 2011

Tried to watch This Movie Is Broken, had to turn off 10 minutes in due to dire acting and awful cliche-ridden script. Wow, so bad

Fri Jun 24 03:30:58 +0000 2011

I bet parts of this sound unlikely to many. Not me, or anyone else ever paid to write. http://t.co/BpT6SWj

Wed Jun 22 05:42:51 +0000 2011

Also, how did I miss that Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock are married? That’s totally the kind of thing I tend to know despite myself.

Mon Jun 20 20:49:30 +0000 2011

I think it’s funny that grasping for an example of a terrible male performer, Jason Mraz is the first to pop to mind. http://t.co/KRLhYmQ

Mon Jun 20 20:43:31 +0000 2011

“My Game of Thrones app isn’t loading fast enough!” #firstworldproblems

Sun Jun 19 16:40:56 +0000 2011

Wow, Single White Spenny is incredibly clumsy and amateurish. Embarrassingly obvious wish-fulfilment fantasy, unfunny, hard to get through.

Sat Jun 18 02:48:05 +0000 2011

Watching Rifftrax Star Trek Generations, may god have mercy on us. I swear it wasn’t even me who picked it.

Sat Jun 18 00:49:04 +0000 2011

@karmiclife just put the folder on shuffle

Fri Jun 17 06:34:48 +0000 2011

Just watching a whole bunch of Rifftrax shorts

Fri Jun 17 04:17:46 +0000 2011

Pt. 3 of my #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 recap is up now, ft. 1 Less Reason, Unwritten Law, Evan Watson, The Wedding & more http://t.co/TRVshkr

Wed Jun 15 21:36:45 +0000 2011

A comedian’s site should have samples of comedy, not commercial acting work. Unconvincing ALL CAPS blurb doesn’t cut it http://t.co/Ad69VVU

Wed Jun 15 18:35:35 +0000 2011

Now that Game of Thrones is getting down to it we finally get answers to the important questions:they’re called ‘gingers’ in this world too

Mon Jun 13 23:21:23 +0000 2011

Aaron goes to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 pt 2 up now: GIVERS, Ali Handal, Dead Sara, Drive A, Kopek, Shakti Tribe http://t.co/6AgUmTx

Mon Jun 13 17:30:47 +0000 2011

Watching Take Me Home Tonight. Have been on the verge of turning it off the whole time, it’s kind of a POS.

Sun Jun 12 05:19:41 +0000 2011

It’s hard to deny that a good number of DC’s 52 relaunch series feel like the ‘DC Explosion’ titles of the late 70s #quicklycanceled

Sat Jun 11 17:34:28 +0000 2011

Conversely, I’d have bet good money there was no way DC could possibly make a Stormwatch series interesting but with @Paul_Cornell, it is.

Thu Jun 09 18:29:36 +0000 2011

Marvel had better step up its PR game. Yet another obnoxiously obvious X-Men relaunch coupled with terrible Greg Land art ain’t cutting it.

Thu Jun 09 18:22:56 +0000 2011

On Invincible #80: Well if that wasn’t the most Kirkmany Kirkman comic that ever Kirkmaned I don’t know what is. Coast City/The Pitt anyone?

Thu Jun 09 15:35:20 +0000 2011

The worst part about seeing Robert Plant is all the people who really just want a sad echo of something they saw 35 years ago.

Thu Jun 09 06:10:02 +0000 2011

I don’t understand why it takes longer to get a drink at Copley Symphony Hall than anywhere else in the world

Thu Jun 09 03:42:53 +0000 2011

Creepy Creeps’ show doesn’t really work in a theater setting but they seem like they’d tear up the right club.

Thu Jun 09 03:27:41 +0000 2011

Really glad Paul Levitz’ LSH book isn’t going away but honestly surprised to find DC still thinks the market can support 2 Legion books.

Wed Jun 08 17:24:49 +0000 2011

I went to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 and wrote about it. In this post: Transfer, AWOLNATION, and Deep Dark Robot. http://bit.ly/mrRtOT

Tue Jun 07 17:15:11 +0000 2011

Godspeed to producer Martin Rushent — I hope in death he is confused with Martin Hannett far less often.

Mon Jun 06 22:44:59 +0000 2011

Whatever happened to Argyle from Die Hard

Mon Jun 06 03:23:31 +0000 2011

Bends’ Moon Knight series really not doing it for me. And seriously, Echo again? Reads like the cliche of BMB talktalktalk empty writing.

Sat Jun 04 19:31:33 +0000 2011

Avengers Academy 14/14.1: continues to surprise me as one of the most consistent titles Marvel currently releases. Gage gets it–good stuff.

Sat Jun 04 19:16:29 +0000 2011

Amazing Spider-man now reads like Slott trying to get out all his stuff other guys vetoed during the multiwriter era. Get on with it, man.

Sat Jun 04 18:11:52 +0000 2011

Stuart Immonen is one of the best artists working today but man is Fear Itself ever terrible. Just bad writing all around, senseless crap.

Sat Jun 04 17:57:05 +0000 2011

Why does all food served in catering trays smell exactly the same

Fri Jun 03 04:14:56 +0000 2011

Movie Memorial Day: Pootie Tang, Rifftrax X-Men, In the Loop, Limitless

Tue May 31 01:23:02 +0000 2011

The new manners: when a person uses a cellphone in a movie theater, it is considered proper to throw popcorn at them until it is put away.

Sat May 28 21:56:17 +0000 2011

All I can say is Grant Morrison better be writing some Flash here or I’m gonna be pissed

Sat May 28 06:08:58 +0000 2011

I was all pissed off at the UPS guy for taking all day to deliver my package but then he showed up blasting the Misfits

Sat May 28 01:54:15 +0000 2011

Watched about 10 mins of Protest the Hero – Gallop Meets the Earth Live and just couldn’t take it seriously.

Fri May 27 04:10:29 +0000 2011

The Jesus Lizard albums Albini didn’t record sound so weird.

Fri May 27 00:47:00 +0000 2011

I don’t know or care who Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas are but I do know UK law doesn’t apply to me and I support unconditionally free speech

Mon May 23 22:27:35 +0000 2011

I guess this is the day everyone says something terribly unfunny about the supposed Rapture so let this stand as my contribution.

Sat May 21 15:42:39 +0000 2011

Bank of America, call me to push your pointless identity theft protection product just once more & I’ll see how fast I can switch banks

Fri May 20 01:37:13 +0000 2011

Hmm, mayhap Obama has been revisiting Slanted & Enchanted of late–let’s see if he says 40 million daggers must be sheathed to achieve peace

Thu May 19 17:44:21 +0000 2011

Whoa WordPress looks totally different for me now. I guess that’s what happens when you upgrade versions from 2.3.3 (3 years old) to 3.1.2

Thu May 19 16:02:13 +0000 2011

“Velvet Revolver’s music isn’t very good and it was all about the money,” well duh. Music tell-all revelations aren’t what they used to be

Wed May 18 20:50:23 +0000 2011

Yuck is a lot better as far as not-entirely-original recentish UK wannabe-US-sounding bands with debut LPs out go

Wed May 18 02:20:44 +0000 2011

This Vaccines album kind of sucks and is boring

Wed May 18 01:28:34 +0000 2011

Flash Fact: I outnerded the internet with comic book knowledge http://bit.ly/lqNuYu

Tue May 17 16:37:49 +0000 2011

Recently finished Jeffrey Brown books Little Things & Any Easy Intimacy http://twitpic.com/4yhray

Mon May 16 15:38:52 +0000 2011

You can tell Waters helped select the new Floyd best-of: he’s the only person in the world who thinks “Fletcher Memorial Home” belongs there

Tue May 10 22:48:48 +0000 2011

Starting to think that not only am I completely done playing any cover songs, I may also be done listening to cover material. It’s boring.

Mon May 09 21:16:38 +0000 2011

Marvel’s Fear Itself is sort of incomprehensible and lacking any kind of actual story but man Stuart Immonen sure can draw.

Sat May 07 20:36:16 +0000 2011

The short story in this issue kind of sucked too.

Thu May 05 02:43:25 +0000 2011

George Jones article in Playboy reads like the author did an interview, got nothing out of him, and made up some personal BS to fill it out

Thu May 05 01:56:19 +0000 2011

About 20 mins in on Foo Fighters: Back And Forth and it seems really well-done. http://t.co/KzSTpOO

Wed May 04 03:33:07 +0000 2011

You know what’s a good feeling? Being completely caught up on one’s work. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Tue May 03 17:42:53 +0000 2011

Reading Beginners I pretty much think Gordon Lish’s editing job on What We Talk About When We Talk About Love amounts to criminal vandalism

Sun May 01 20:08:43 +0000 2011

Up early for Saturday. Listening to Smog. Going to read Carver.

Sat Apr 30 15:03:07 +0000 2011

While Donald Glover’s concert was mediocre, I’m surprised more media celebs don’t do similar tours to milk it while they have the chance

Wed Apr 27 22:25:38 +0000 2011

The properties of art aren’t additive–cf. Donald Glover @ Belly Up, a 2 star comedy set + a 2 star rap set = a 2 star show.

Wed Apr 27 06:28:56 +0000 2011

I feel like I just paid to finance Donald Glover’s fantasy of being an actual musician.

Wed Apr 27 06:21:35 +0000 2011

Painting a peace sign and flowers on the spare tire cover of one’s vintage VW Microbus seems more than a bit on the nose

Tue Apr 26 20:19:45 +0000 2011

No sympathy for anyone complaining the internet is boring. If you can’t guide your own entertainment don’t expect the world to cater to you.

Mon Apr 25 22:41:40 +0000 2011

Haha, “We’re DFA 1979, stick around for Duran Duran”. Sorry DD, you have been replaced with Kanye

Fri Apr 22 03:27:39 +0000 2011

Living room Coachella continues tonight with Cold War Kids and Death From Above 1979

Fri Apr 22 02:31:59 +0000 2011

The Swell Season is going off, in an unexpectedly uptempo way

Thu Apr 21 05:12:58 +0000 2011

PJ Harvey’s set is mesmerizing.

Thu Apr 21 04:43:52 +0000 2011

Well the National’s Coachella set was better than the Strokes’ but then they had the advantage of being a better band playing better music

Thu Apr 21 04:09:42 +0000 2011

For some it was last weekend but tonight is my Coachella, here in my living room. The Strokes on now, the National up next, followed by…?

Thu Apr 21 01:54:38 +0000 2011

Two months ago I’d never heard of Odd Future and now I’m completely sick of hearing about them. Such are the risks of instant overexposure

Thu Apr 21 00:57:45 +0000 2011

Wow, Angelfire is totally a thing that still actually exists. Worth taking the time to excavate antediluvian logon/delete ancient website(s)

Wed Apr 20 15:54:23 +0000 2011

Just watchin’ a bunch of Rifftrax shorts in a row

Wed Apr 20 02:27:48 +0000 2011

Apple does a lot of things right but: the most ubiquitous Apple product is Itunes, and it’s a horrible POS that everyone hates and resents

Tue Apr 19 21:23:24 +0000 2011

There is and always has been something fundamentally uninteresting about the Smithereens, despite a few catchy tunes. Too formalist/retro?

Tue Apr 19 19:40:36 +0000 2011

I’m almost sorry to have to give up my weekend of saying “No, we can’t watch Game Of Thrones, the New York Times says women won’t like it”

Mon Apr 18 04:40:11 +0000 2011

Kitchen Nightmares US is such a fluffy reality-show POS compared to the original UK show, especially now

Sun Apr 17 19:49:59 +0000 2011

A little Emitt Rhodes goes a long way. Too much McCartney, not enough Beefheart

Sun Apr 17 17:06:59 +0000 2011

Anthony Michael Hall definitely should have been Jimmy Olsen at some point

Sun Apr 17 01:55:19 +0000 2011

The computer networking in Weird Science is bizarrely fascinating.

Sun Apr 17 00:44:28 +0000 2011

The Daytrotter downloader reeks of “Well, we spent all this money to develop this useless POS interface so we’re damn well gonna use it”

Sat Apr 16 18:31:21 +0000 2011

“There’s nothing to do in the midwest but dream” ~ @josepharthur. Yeah, that’s pretty much right on–dream about getting the hell OUT!

Wed Apr 13 22:52:42 +0000 2011

Finally updated the music info page of my site at http://aaronpoehler.com/music.html with both up-to-date info and stuff about old projects

Wed Apr 13 19:26:18 +0000 2011

Also bands, really: don’t do the ‘everybody wearing sunglasses in the picture’ thing. You don’t look like the Blues Brothers, you look dumb.

Wed Apr 13 15:55:04 +0000 2011

Seriously people stop naming your band The Black _____s. NOBODY CAN TELL YOU APART

Wed Apr 13 15:40:35 +0000 2011

Daytrotter sessions sure have the potential to be cool if they didn’t sound like 128kbps crap. The downloader is ridiculously awful as well.

Tue Apr 12 00:57:16 +0000 2011

Peter Tomasi, everyone thinks it’s incredibly pretentious that your credit is “story & words” instead of just “writer” or “scripter,” FYI

Sat Apr 09 16:53:59 +0000 2011

Man Brian Bendis sure thinks the Hood is an interesting character. Too bad he doesn’t convey that in his writing for shit

Sat Apr 09 16:30:47 +0000 2011

Definitely been laughing a lot as I catch up on Community but with s01e23 “Modern Warfare” the show takes a place as one of my favorites.

Wed Apr 06 18:44:13 +0000 2011

In 50 yrs no one will be able to parse any qualitative difference between “Friday” and “Born This Way”

Tue Apr 05 00:24:11 +0000 2011

Can’t get this Raymond Carver line read 2 days ago out of my head: “He never knew what Jerry wanted. But it started and ended with a rock.”

Sat Apr 02 16:15:54 +0000 2011

The Flash episode “Twin Streaks” features a guy from Twin Peaks. Just got that, 20 years after the fact.

Sat Apr 02 05:22:29 +0000 2011

FX chain http://twitpic.com/4fwhme

Sat Apr 02 02:53:10 +0000 2011

So apparently there’s someone I know who has never seen DIE HARD. What has happened to America’s educational system??

Fri Apr 01 22:57:06 +0000 2011

Just finished Lowside of the Road: A Life of Tom Waits. Amazon reviews pretty much tell the story here.

Thu Mar 31 06:34:45 +0000 2011

“This class is like a redhead who drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. I suggest you all get her number.”

Thu Mar 31 04:49:42 +0000 2011

I see now Paypal is integrating its own credit card upsell. Oh Paypal, you never disappoint in finding new ways to be awful and crappy

Tue Mar 29 17:30:54 +0000 2011

And now: Rifftrax Reign Of Fire

Sun Mar 27 04:37:16 +0000 2011

Books finished this week http://twitpic.com/4cxoqv

Fri Mar 25 00:45:39 +0000 2011

Two things I don’t do: 1. Read the Huffington Post 2. Work for free

Thu Mar 24 19:59:57 +0000 2011

What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”

Wed Mar 23 17:52:22 +0000 2011

Hey @chrisbrown do us all a favor and go away forever; failing that at least stop hitting things to express your limited range of emotion

Tue Mar 22 21:00:33 +0000 2011

I’m sure tired of listening to this album but as soon as I decide not to double-check everything then bang, there’ll be a massive glitch

Mon Mar 21 21:38:32 +0000 2011

Finally unsubscribing from Borders Rewards email after years–too little signal-to-noise, too little reward, and of late, too many untruths.

Thu Mar 17 21:15:06 +0000 2011

Dude begging at intersection wearing “Class of 2010 — WE RUN THIS” t-shirt

Mon Mar 14 23:50:24 +0000 2011

…but I have to admit I laughed a lot more at tonight’s Bob’s Burgers

Mon Mar 14 04:00:41 +0000 2011

After all this time I’m still happy to see a new episode of The Simpsons.

Mon Mar 14 03:32:21 +0000 2011

These Jessie J musical performances are almost fascinatingly terrible.

Sun Mar 13 09:38:31 +0000 2011

This Jessie J on SNL: so who canceled last minute? Not ready for prime time or late night

Sun Mar 13 09:18:09 +0000 2011

If you don’t know what playing “in the pocket” means go see The Bellrays

Sun Mar 13 07:24:29 +0000 2011

Firethorn’s standard riff rock with cowbell is leaving me unmoved, but the bass is solid

Sun Mar 13 05:46:24 +0000 2011

Opening band at Casbah has those weird clear drums

Sun Mar 13 05:25:56 +0000 2011

Food was decent but if 8PM Sat is dead at Fat City Steakhouse when do they make money?

Sun Mar 13 04:55:07 +0000 2011

The sound on the new REM album kind of sucks. Hypercompressed, can’t get into it.

Sat Mar 12 21:09:45 +0000 2011

It’s not a “supergroup” if you have to explain who all the band members are

Sat Mar 12 18:24:00 +0000 2011

Tangled could really use some Machete-style ultraviolence

Sat Mar 12 06:14:40 +0000 2011

Baffling mysteries of the iPhone: why on earth can’t you adjust the alarm snooze time?

Fri Mar 11 15:04:45 +0000 2011

The Kids Are All Right was really well made bar only that I felt naming the kid “Laser” out of nowhere slightly violated Chekhov’s gun rule.

Wed Mar 09 23:06:37 +0000 2011

Borders, no one with a functioning brain is signing up for your Rewards Plus program right now so please just stop spamming about it

Wed Mar 09 19:11:24 +0000 2011

Well I can see one reason why not http://twitpic.com/47l4m4

Tue Mar 08 22:21:27 +0000 2011

Scrobbling no more: shut down and deleted the last.fm account I had for five years because really who cares

Tue Mar 08 21:39:22 +0000 2011

Project Wonderful - Your ad here, right now, for as low as $0.00

 

Tue Sep 13 17:23:51 +0000 2011

It’s got to suck working on bonus CD-ROM materials for music CDs knowing full well your audience is: (people who read liner notes)/20

Tue Sep 13 17:20:34 +0000 2011

“Augmented Reality Experience” is the most ridiculously overblown BS marketing euphemism imaginable for “We threw in some bonus CDROM shit”

Tue Sep 13 15:24:21 +0000 2011

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far today: comment section full of people lamenting the death of the CD by complaining ‘digital music sucks’

Mon Sep 12 16:30:22 +0000 2011

Mostly though these New 52 #1 review columns all read the same: staid & lacking Sterling’s insight. 6 months in, then they’ll have a point.

Mon Sep 12 16:25:33 +0000 2011

Not writing on DC’s New52 #1s because there’s more than enough of that already but Giffen’s OMAC is pure Kirby goodness http://t.co/R8AZqpb

Sun Sep 11 16:54:49 +0000 2011

Catch-22: if you take Esquire’s How To Be A Man feature remotely seriously you are precluded from being one

Sat Sep 10 19:18:55 +0000 2011

Hey, Spider-Island: Avengers was actually quite good, don’t miss it in the sea of samey-looking tie-ins with generic names on the stands

Fri Sep 09 19:01:31 +0000 2011

Whenever something actually happens on which one might want current news updates I’m struck by the uselessness of all local SD news websites

Fri Sep 09 18:23:05 +0000 2011

At this point New Order w/o Peter Hook isn’t Queen w/o Freddie Mercury, it’s Dream Theater w/o Mike Portnoy–both badly need to STFU ASAP

Fri Sep 09 16:24:08 +0000 2011

How is it possible every month’s Zenescope covers are more cringe-inducingly mortifying than the last?

Fri Sep 09 14:17:18 +0000 2011

“San Diego: I SURVIVED being slightly uncomfortable for just under 12 hours” t-shirts would probably have a limited sale window

Wed Sep 07 21:28:08 +0000 2011

If you bought an ipad 2 case that doesn’t make use of the smart cover auto wake/sleep feature you oughtta take that shit back tout suite

Wed Sep 07 19:42:02 +0000 2011

Everything about Marvel’s Season 1 OGN covers from art to trade dress is awful unless “remainder-bin knockoffs” is what they were going for

Tue Sep 06 21:39:40 +0000 2011

I enjoy the work of PJ Harvey including her newest album but as an American I must disavow any knowledge of what the Mercury Prize is

Tue Sep 06 21:36:31 +0000 2011

Does your band have a ‘clever’ name? Man is that going to get old fast.

Tue Sep 06 16:34:33 +0000 2011

I never thought I’d be okay with a Hookless New Order but then I never thought Hook would be so blatantly exploitative of Joy Division music

Sun Sep 04 17:53:11 +0000 2011

I kinda think all instagram/hipstamatic processed photos look shitty now and will look moreso as time continues to pass

Fri Sep 02 02:19:21 +0000 2011

Guess I know what I’ll be listening to/watching over the wkend when I’m not doing acoustic treatment on the garage http://t.co/uvVjFTt

Thu Sep 01 23:18:28 +0000 2011

Who are the dumbfucks buying these licensed versions of Monopoly? It’s the same game with different tokens and street names. It’s also sad.

Thu Sep 01 05:27:23 +0000 2011

Oscar Jiminez could have been an A-list comic book artist if he’d ever delivered work in a remotely timely fashion. Great stuff but so late.

Tue Aug 30 16:32:09 +0000 2011

Was down for the concept of Ghost but not finding the music on Opus Eponymous as good as I’d hoped

Tue Aug 30 01:12:36 +0000 2011

Man I loves me some Thin Lizzy but the guitar solo on “The Rocker” is total ass

Mon Aug 29 18:44:35 +0000 2011

If I enjoy someone’s creative output it doesn’t mean I want to be harangued to help promote it as if that’s somehow my responsibility.

Mon Aug 29 16:24:52 +0000 2011

It must be tough to work up the enthusiasm to pretend anyone’s cared in the slightest about the Video Music Awards in decades

Sun Aug 28 19:29:40 +0000 2011

There can never be enough Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire comics (but they don’t all have to be Justice League related–maybe creator-owned next?)

Sat Aug 27 00:14:35 +0000 2011

Hey awesome, reverse sexism. Thanks Bounce/Procter & Gamble, and fuck you too http://t.co/GavTMeP

Fri Aug 26 21:40:01 +0000 2011

Absolutely the most mind-melting @RiffTrax short yet: “What Is Nothing?” http://t.co/xQyO7rg

Thu Aug 25 21:33:34 +0000 2011

Reality check: The Dark Knight Rises is still like a year away argh

Tue Aug 23 16:58:09 +0000 2011

I wonder how often that Static-X guy catches his reflection in the dressing room mirror & sighs deeply & mournfully before going onstage

Mon Aug 22 19:17:10 +0000 2011

All of these “Who’s Who at DC Comics-The New 52″ creator profiles are staggeringly dull. Done in the least imaginative way possible.

Mon Aug 22 17:30:59 +0000 2011

I guess it’s safe to take my Borders Rewards and Blockbuster Video cards out of my wallet now

Fri Aug 19 21:09:10 +0000 2011

Admittedly the blacklight room already breaks the Corvette Diner 50s theme but the Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bazaar poster is going too far

Thu Aug 18 15:29:38 +0000 2011

Watched Blur – T in the Park last night. Do they get better or is singing shittily & out of key just Damon Albarn’s ‘thing’?

Wed Aug 17 23:01:02 +0000 2011

Keep thinking agency on Mad Men is named Sterling Archer Associates, then get distracted thinking about how awesome that premise would be

Wed Aug 17 20:55:08 +0000 2011

A writer writing to other writers about writing does not seem like worthwhile networking unless one’s aim is to be a writing teacher.

Wed Aug 17 15:40:14 +0000 2011

Though I too mourn the loss of canvas for visual art and text in albums, digital booklets are a waste of time for creator & listener alike

Tue Aug 16 19:35:38 +0000 2011

I got an offer claiming $15 for Harmony Balance-Bands is “a $40 value”, rather than the more accurate “$15 for a worthless scam product”

Thu Aug 11 20:57:27 +0000 2011

Caption this picture: what is melancholy devo fan thinking right now? (Photo from http://t.co/mrjTKsF) http://t.co/DrsoAAI

Thu Aug 11 17:56:00 +0000 2011

Kirby: Genesis is all the crazy superheroic action you crave without the bitter aftertaste of corporate indifference #trythisindycomic

Thu Aug 11 02:33:49 +0000 2011

God T.H.U.N.D.E.R Agents is awesome. I hope it doesn’t get completely buried and forgotten in the New 52 push.

Thu Aug 11 02:15:02 +0000 2011

Tip of the hat to Scott Snyder for a stellar scripting job on his Detective Comics run–looking forward to Batman run starting next month.

Wed Aug 10 20:58:09 +0000 2011

I like few bands enough to bother listening to a remix collection and I’m afraid Radiohead’s music hasn’t been rewarding enough for years

Wed Aug 10 17:12:40 +0000 2011

Watched the Horrors’ Glastonbury set last night: not bad, not great. Lyrics too simplistic and repetitive, songs a bit flimsy. 3 stars

Mon Aug 08 22:06:46 +0000 2011

Lord knows I loves me some metal but the whole “No really look how EEEEVIL I am” act some people in the genre pull is painfully corny

Sat Aug 06 00:46:35 +0000 2011

I’m fine with Lorne not changing out any SNL cast but I better not see any Deep House Dish, Target Lady, or What’s Up With That next season

Fri Aug 05 19:55:20 +0000 2011

Musical considerations aside, bands that dress up to look “old-timey” give me shudders of revulsion

Fri Aug 05 17:34:10 +0000 2011

You know what’s hot? Someone who knows the difference between ‘discrete’/'discreet’ and ‘reign’/'rein’

Tue Aug 02 21:44:50 +0000 2011

…kids of today should defend themselves against false nostalgia for Ten and Nevermind.

Tue Aug 02 21:44:37 +0000 2011

Speaking out against false nostalgia in 1994, Eddie Vedder sang “Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70s”…

Tue Aug 02 16:28:43 +0000 2011

I wonder if they anticipated the line “You’re the fucked-up version of Amy Winehouse” playing the way it does now http://t.co/xkuqwO4

Mon Aug 01 18:21:33 +0000 2011

Capitalizing the W in ‘Wanna’ really sells the desperate yearning and insecurity underpinning this pitch http://t.co/v7Z3ktA

Fri Jul 29 21:58:15 +0000 2011

Any album that’s reissued and hasn’t been out of print for at least five years is just a lame cashgrab *koff* ArcadeFireLadyGaga

Wed Jul 27 15:46:37 +0000 2011

Tineye would be useful if it worked better or at all, seems like there’s a space in the online spectrum for that if someone wants to step up

Tue Jul 26 01:35:49 +0000 2011

No device of mine is truly set up until its background is set to earthlights.jpg

Sun Jul 24 21:08:00 +0000 2011

J genuinely offended at my suggestion it will be awesome when the Starship Enterprise shows up in Game Of Thrones book 6

Thu Jul 21 23:12:28 +0000 2011

This Katie MacAlister seems to be a prime offender, title after title and each one a worse groaner than the last

Thu Jul 21 23:02:44 +0000 2011

Wow, there sure are a lot of shitty-looking chicklit vampire books

Thu Jul 21 19:27:54 +0000 2011

There’s a lesson regarding the efficacy of legislation here somewhere http://t.co/aXzYM2g

Wed Jul 20 02:28:53 +0000 2011

@venturajm Nope, live stuff, 2 full hours of it. Bored me stiff, kept thinking surely they’d would play something interesting anytime but no

Tue Jul 19 17:44:15 +0000 2011

Bobby Fuller: Never to be forgotten. http://t.co/teGDJUX

Mon Jul 18 22:38:03 +0000 2011

I’d like to say I’ll miss Borders, but I haven’t found shopping at one enjoyable in quite awhile. Still, it was good when it was good.

Mon Jul 18 21:09:18 +0000 2011

Checked out some Widespread Panic music this weekend, found it all fairly tepid & unambitious. Decided I don’t really like Widespread Panic.

Sun Jul 17 17:45:34 +0000 2011

Every article on Battles for the past several months, summarized: “There sure are three guys in the band now instead of four”

Sun Jul 17 16:03:42 +0000 2011

The entirety of Broken Lizard Standup summarized: “Hey, you guys have all seen Super Troopers and are TOTALLY HIGH, right? Right?”

Sat Jul 16 00:34:12 +0000 2011

Thinking this might be a good candidate for the cover photo of album #2 http://t.co/oflpoBN

Fri Jul 15 21:30:16 +0000 2011

@laurensnuggles Jiffy Lube blows and several have been fined for unnecessary services. Hop on Yelp and find a good nonchain auto shop

Fri Jul 15 18:52:17 +0000 2011

See, everyone knows Palin is a joke except Newsweek http://t.co/ENEbaUt

Fri Jul 15 17:14:23 +0000 2011

Also Hooky’s Joy Division rerecordings are embarrassing and cringeworthy so well done on burning bridges there

Fri Jul 15 17:09:57 +0000 2011

“I know that our all bickering physically hurts the fans and destroys what they loved” Don’t worry Hooky it does neither http://t.co/pQfWUPE

Wed Jul 13 21:53:31 +0000 2011

I like how people are suddenly stricken by the breakup of a band that has done fuck-all for 4 years despite never noticing their absence

Wed Jul 13 18:20:57 +0000 2011

Landmark Forum seminars: far better experienced vicariously via entertaining stream of tweets. http://t.co/5daXMJl

Tue Jul 12 19:29:57 +0000 2011

Spotted some twit driving a Saab eating a bowl of cereal from his lap–milk, fruit and all. Just one tap on the brakes could ruin his day…

Sat Jul 09 17:57:48 +0000 2011

Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), classic Eno for Saturday morning – China My China by Brian Eno, from #SoundHound http://bit.ly/qnsfM6

Mon Jul 04 06:38:28 +0000 2011

You know, every time I hear Pearl Jam I think “Maybe this will be the awesome thing that knocks me out” and it just never happens.

Sun Jul 03 16:57:26 +0000 2011

Finding it really hard to care about any of Marvel’s Fear Itself. At least we know Flashpoint is going somewhere; this doesn’t seem to be.

Wed Jun 29 00:11:50 +0000 2011

Wow, seriously, Newsweek? In what way is this ridiculous bullshit remotely news? What an awful publication. http://t.co/N2VuMzl

Tue Jun 28 19:25:55 +0000 2011

Prince and Morrissey are making themselves relics by refusing to adapt: http://t.co/Sc6qtkp

Fri Jun 24 03:30:58 +0000 2011

Tried to watch This Movie Is Broken, had to turn off 10 minutes in due to dire acting and awful cliche-ridden script. Wow, so bad

Wed Jun 22 05:42:51 +0000 2011

I bet parts of this sound unlikely to many. Not me, or anyone else ever paid to write. http://t.co/BpT6SWj

Mon Jun 20 20:49:30 +0000 2011

Also, how did I miss that Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock are married? That’s totally the kind of thing I tend to know despite myself.

Mon Jun 20 20:43:31 +0000 2011

I think it’s funny that grasping for an example of a terrible male performer, Jason Mraz is the first to pop to mind. http://t.co/KRLhYmQ

Sun Jun 19 16:40:56 +0000 2011

“My Game of Thrones app isn’t loading fast enough!” #firstworldproblems

Sat Jun 18 02:48:05 +0000 2011

Wow, Single White Spenny is incredibly clumsy and amateurish. Embarrassingly obvious wish-fulfilment fantasy, unfunny, hard to get through.

Sat Jun 18 00:49:04 +0000 2011

Watching Rifftrax Star Trek Generations, may god have mercy on us. I swear it wasn’t even me who picked it.

Fri Jun 17 06:34:48 +0000 2011

@karmiclife just put the folder on shuffle

Fri Jun 17 04:17:46 +0000 2011

Just watching a whole bunch of Rifftrax shorts

Wed Jun 15 21:36:45 +0000 2011

Pt. 3 of my #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 recap is up now, ft. 1 Less Reason, Unwritten Law, Evan Watson, The Wedding & more http://t.co/TRVshkr

Wed Jun 15 18:35:35 +0000 2011

A comedian’s site should have samples of comedy, not commercial acting work. Unconvincing ALL CAPS blurb doesn’t cut it http://t.co/Ad69VVU

Mon Jun 13 23:21:23 +0000 2011

Now that Game of Thrones is getting down to it we finally get answers to the important questions:they’re called ‘gingers’ in this world too

Mon Jun 13 17:30:47 +0000 2011

Aaron goes to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 pt 2 up now: GIVERS, Ali Handal, Dead Sara, Drive A, Kopek, Shakti Tribe http://t.co/6AgUmTx

Sun Jun 12 05:19:41 +0000 2011

Watching Take Me Home Tonight. Have been on the verge of turning it off the whole time, it’s kind of a POS.

Sat Jun 11 17:34:28 +0000 2011

It’s hard to deny that a good number of DC’s 52 relaunch series feel like the ‘DC Explosion’ titles of the late 70s #quicklycanceled

Thu Jun 09 18:29:36 +0000 2011

Conversely, I’d have bet good money there was no way DC could possibly make a Stormwatch series interesting but with @Paul_Cornell, it is.

Thu Jun 09 18:22:56 +0000 2011

Marvel had better step up its PR game. Yet another obnoxiously obvious X-Men relaunch coupled with terrible Greg Land art ain’t cutting it.

Thu Jun 09 15:35:20 +0000 2011

On Invincible #80: Well if that wasn’t the most Kirkmany Kirkman comic that ever Kirkmaned I don’t know what is. Coast City/The Pitt anyone?

Thu Jun 09 06:10:02 +0000 2011

The worst part about seeing Robert Plant is all the people who really just want a sad echo of something they saw 35 years ago.

Thu Jun 09 03:42:53 +0000 2011

I don’t understand why it takes longer to get a drink at Copley Symphony Hall than anywhere else in the world

Thu Jun 09 03:27:41 +0000 2011

Creepy Creeps’ show doesn’t really work in a theater setting but they seem like they’d tear up the right club.

Wed Jun 08 17:24:49 +0000 2011

Really glad Paul Levitz’ LSH book isn’t going away but honestly surprised to find DC still thinks the market can support 2 Legion books.

Tue Jun 07 17:15:11 +0000 2011

I went to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 and wrote about it. In this post: Transfer, AWOLNATION, and Deep Dark Robot. http://bit.ly/mrRtOT

Mon Jun 06 22:44:59 +0000 2011

Godspeed to producer Martin Rushent — I hope in death he is confused with Martin Hannett far less often.

Mon Jun 06 03:23:31 +0000 2011

Whatever happened to Argyle from Die Hard

Sat Jun 04 19:31:33 +0000 2011

Bends’ Moon Knight series really not doing it for me. And seriously, Echo again? Reads like the cliche of BMB talktalktalk empty writing.

Sat Jun 04 19:16:29 +0000 2011

Avengers Academy 14/14.1: continues to surprise me as one of the most consistent titles Marvel currently releases. Gage gets it–good stuff.

Sat Jun 04 18:11:52 +0000 2011

Amazing Spider-man now reads like Slott trying to get out all his stuff other guys vetoed during the multiwriter era. Get on with it, man.

Sat Jun 04 17:57:05 +0000 2011

Stuart Immonen is one of the best artists working today but man is Fear Itself ever terrible. Just bad writing all around, senseless crap.

Fri Jun 03 04:14:56 +0000 2011

Why does all food served in catering trays smell exactly the same

Tue May 31 03:59:20 +0000 2011

Closing it out with The Infidel

Tue May 31 01:23:02 +0000 2011

Movie Memorial Day: Pootie Tang, Rifftrax X-Men, In the Loop, Limitless

Sat May 28 21:56:17 +0000 2011

The new manners: when a person uses a cellphone in a movie theater, it is considered proper to throw popcorn at them until it is put away.

Sat May 28 06:08:58 +0000 2011

All I can say is Grant Morrison better be writing some Flash here or I’m gonna be pissed

Sat May 28 01:54:15 +0000 2011

I was all pissed off at the UPS guy for taking all day to deliver my package but then he showed up blasting the Misfits

Fri May 27 04:10:29 +0000 2011

Watched about 10 mins of Protest the Hero – Gallop Meets the Earth Live and just couldn’t take it seriously.

Fri May 27 00:47:00 +0000 2011

The Jesus Lizard albums Albini didn’t record sound so weird.

Mon May 23 22:27:35 +0000 2011

I don’t know or care who Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas are but I do know UK law doesn’t apply to me and I support unconditionally free speech

Sat May 21 15:42:39 +0000 2011

I guess this is the day everyone says something terribly unfunny about the supposed Rapture so let this stand as my contribution.

Fri May 20 01:37:13 +0000 2011

Bank of America, call me to push your pointless identity theft protection product just once more & I’ll see how fast I can switch banks

Thu May 19 17:44:21 +0000 2011

Hmm, mayhap Obama has been revisiting Slanted & Enchanted of late–let’s see if he says 40 million daggers must be sheathed to achieve peace

Thu May 19 16:02:13 +0000 2011

Whoa WordPress looks totally different for me now. I guess that’s what happens when you upgrade versions from 2.3.3 (3 years old) to 3.1.2

Wed May 18 20:50:23 +0000 2011

“Velvet Revolver’s music isn’t very good and it was all about the money,” well duh. Music tell-all revelations aren’t what they used to be

Wed May 18 02:20:44 +0000 2011

Yuck is a lot better as far as not-entirely-original recentish UK wannabe-US-sounding bands with debut LPs out go

Wed May 18 01:28:34 +0000 2011

This Vaccines album kind of sucks and is boring

Tue May 17 16:37:49 +0000 2011

Flash Fact: I outnerded the internet with comic book knowledge http://bit.ly/lqNuYu

Mon May 16 15:38:52 +0000 2011

Recently finished Jeffrey Brown books Little Things & Any Easy Intimacy http://twitpic.com/4yhray

Tue May 10 22:48:48 +0000 2011

You can tell Waters helped select the new Floyd best-of: he’s the only person in the world who thinks “Fletcher Memorial Home” belongs there

Mon May 09 21:16:38 +0000 2011

Starting to think that not only am I completely done playing any cover songs, I may also be done listening to cover material. It’s boring.

Sat May 07 20:36:16 +0000 2011

Marvel’s Fear Itself is sort of incomprehensible and lacking any kind of actual story but man Stuart Immonen sure can draw.

Thu May 05 02:43:25 +0000 2011

The short story in this issue kind of sucked too.

Thu May 05 01:56:19 +0000 2011

George Jones article in Playboy reads like the author did an interview, got nothing out of him, and made up some personal BS to fill it out

Wed May 04 03:33:07 +0000 2011

About 20 mins in on Foo Fighters: Back And Forth and it seems really well-done. http://t.co/KzSTpOO

Tue May 03 17:42:53 +0000 2011

You know what’s a good feeling? Being completely caught up on one’s work. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Sun May 01 20:08:43 +0000 2011

Reading Beginners I pretty much think Gordon Lish’s editing job on What We Talk About When We Talk About Love amounts to criminal vandalism

Sat Apr 30 15:03:07 +0000 2011

Up early for Saturday. Listening to Smog. Going to read Carver.

Wed Apr 27 22:25:38 +0000 2011

While Donald Glover’s concert was mediocre, I’m surprised more media celebs don’t do similar tours to milk it while they have the chance

Wed Apr 27 06:28:56 +0000 2011

The properties of art aren’t additive–cf. Donald Glover @ Belly Up, a 2 star comedy set + a 2 star rap set = a 2 star show.

Wed Apr 27 06:21:35 +0000 2011

I feel like I just paid to finance Donald Glover’s fantasy of being an actual musician.

Tue Apr 26 20:19:45 +0000 2011

Painting a peace sign and flowers on the spare tire cover of one’s vintage VW Microbus seems more than a bit on the nose

Mon Apr 25 22:41:40 +0000 2011

No sympathy for anyone complaining the internet is boring. If you can’t guide your own entertainment don’t expect the world to cater to you.

Fri Apr 22 03:27:39 +0000 2011

Haha, “We’re DFA 1979, stick around for Duran Duran”. Sorry DD, you have been replaced with Kanye

Fri Apr 22 02:31:59 +0000 2011

Living room Coachella continues tonight with Cold War Kids and Death From Above 1979

Thu Apr 21 05:12:58 +0000 2011

The Swell Season is going off, in an unexpectedly uptempo way

Thu Apr 21 04:43:52 +0000 2011

PJ Harvey’s set is mesmerizing.

Thu Apr 21 04:09:42 +0000 2011

Well the National’s Coachella set was better than the Strokes’ but then they had the advantage of being a better band playing better music

Thu Apr 21 01:54:38 +0000 2011

For some it was last weekend but tonight is my Coachella, here in my living room. The Strokes on now, the National up next, followed by…?

Thu Apr 21 00:57:45 +0000 2011

Two months ago I’d never heard of Odd Future and now I’m completely sick of hearing about them. Such are the risks of instant overexposure

Wed Apr 20 15:54:23 +0000 2011

Wow, Angelfire is totally a thing that still actually exists. Worth taking the time to excavate antediluvian logon/delete ancient website(s)

Wed Apr 20 02:27:48 +0000 2011

Just watchin’ a bunch of Rifftrax shorts in a row

Tue Apr 19 21:23:24 +0000 2011

Apple does a lot of things right but: the most ubiquitous Apple product is Itunes, and it’s a horrible POS that everyone hates and resents

Tue Apr 19 19:40:36 +0000 2011

There is and always has been something fundamentally uninteresting about the Smithereens, despite a few catchy tunes. Too formalist/retro?

Mon Apr 18 04:40:11 +0000 2011

I’m almost sorry to have to give up my weekend of saying “No, we can’t watch Game Of Thrones, the New York Times says women won’t like it”

Sun Apr 17 19:49:59 +0000 2011

Kitchen Nightmares US is such a fluffy reality-show POS compared to the original UK show, especially now

Sun Apr 17 17:06:59 +0000 2011

A little Emitt Rhodes goes a long way. Too much McCartney, not enough Beefheart

Sun Apr 17 01:55:19 +0000 2011

Anthony Michael Hall definitely should have been Jimmy Olsen at some point

Sun Apr 17 00:44:28 +0000 2011

The computer networking in Weird Science is bizarrely fascinating.

Sat Apr 16 18:31:21 +0000 2011

The Daytrotter downloader reeks of “Well, we spent all this money to develop this useless POS interface so we’re damn well gonna use it”

Wed Apr 13 22:52:42 +0000 2011

“There’s nothing to do in the midwest but dream” ~ @josepharthur. Yeah, that’s pretty much right on–dream about getting the hell OUT!

Wed Apr 13 19:26:18 +0000 2011

Finally updated the music info page of my site at http://aaronpoehler.com/music.html with both up-to-date info and stuff about old projects

Wed Apr 13 15:55:04 +0000 2011

Also bands, really: don’t do the ‘everybody wearing sunglasses in the picture’ thing. You don’t look like the Blues Brothers, you look dumb.

Wed Apr 13 15:40:35 +0000 2011

Seriously people stop naming your band The Black _____s. NOBODY CAN TELL YOU APART

Tue Apr 12 00:57:16 +0000 2011

Daytrotter sessions sure have the potential to be cool if they didn’t sound like 128kbps crap. The downloader is ridiculously awful as well.

Sat Apr 09 16:53:59 +0000 2011

Peter Tomasi, everyone thinks it’s incredibly pretentious that your credit is “story & words” instead of just “writer” or “scripter,” FYI

Sat Apr 09 16:30:47 +0000 2011

Man Brian Bendis sure thinks the Hood is an interesting character. Too bad he doesn’t convey that in his writing for shit

Wed Apr 06 18:44:13 +0000 2011

Definitely been laughing a lot as I catch up on Community but with s01e23 “Modern Warfare” the show takes a place as one of my favorites.

Tue Apr 05 00:24:11 +0000 2011

In 50 yrs no one will be able to parse any qualitative difference between “Friday” and “Born This Way”

Sat Apr 02 16:15:54 +0000 2011

Can’t get this Raymond Carver line read 2 days ago out of my head: “He never knew what Jerry wanted. But it started and ended with a rock.”

Sat Apr 02 05:22:29 +0000 2011

The Flash episode “Twin Streaks” features a guy from Twin Peaks. Just got that, 20 years after the fact.

Sat Apr 02 02:53:10 +0000 2011

FX chain http://twitpic.com/4fwhme

Fri Apr 01 22:57:06 +0000 2011

So apparently there’s someone I know who has never seen DIE HARD. What has happened to America’s educational system??

Thu Mar 31 06:34:45 +0000 2011

Just finished Lowside of the Road: A Life of Tom Waits. Amazon reviews pretty much tell the story here.

Thu Mar 31 04:49:42 +0000 2011

“This class is like a redhead who drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. I suggest you all get her number.”

Tue Mar 29 17:30:54 +0000 2011

I see now Paypal is integrating its own credit card upsell. Oh Paypal, you never disappoint in finding new ways to be awful and crappy

Sun Mar 27 04:37:16 +0000 2011

And now: Rifftrax Reign Of Fire

Fri Mar 25 00:45:39 +0000 2011

Books finished this week http://twitpic.com/4cxoqv

Thu Mar 24 19:59:57 +0000 2011

Two things I don’t do: 1. Read the Huffington Post 2. Work for free

Wed Mar 23 17:52:22 +0000 2011

What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”

Tue Mar 22 21:00:33 +0000 2011

Hey @chrisbrown do us all a favor and go away forever; failing that at least stop hitting things to express your limited range of emotion

Mon Mar 21 21:38:32 +0000 2011

I’m sure tired of listening to this album but as soon as I decide not to double-check everything then bang, there’ll be a massive glitch

Thu Mar 17 21:15:06 +0000 2011

Finally unsubscribing from Borders Rewards email after years–too little signal-to-noise, too little reward, and of late, too many untruths.

Mon Mar 14 23:50:24 +0000 2011

Dude begging at intersection wearing “Class of 2010 — WE RUN THIS” t-shirt

Mon Mar 14 04:00:41 +0000 2011

…but I have to admit I laughed a lot more at tonight’s Bob’s Burgers

Mon Mar 14 03:32:21 +0000 2011

After all this time I’m still happy to see a new episode of The Simpsons.

Sun Mar 13 09:38:31 +0000 2011

These Jessie J musical performances are almost fascinatingly terrible.

Sun Mar 13 09:18:09 +0000 2011

This Jessie J on SNL: so who canceled last minute? Not ready for prime time or late night

Sun Mar 13 07:24:29 +0000 2011

If you don’t know what playing “in the pocket” means go see The Bellrays

Sun Mar 13 05:46:24 +0000 2011

Firethorn’s standard riff rock with cowbell is leaving me unmoved, but the bass is solid

Sun Mar 13 05:25:56 +0000 2011

Opening band at Casbah has those weird clear drums

Sun Mar 13 04:55:07 +0000 2011

Food was decent but if 8PM Sat is dead at Fat City Steakhouse when do they make money?

Sat Mar 12 21:09:45 +0000 2011

The sound on the new REM album kind of sucks. Hypercompressed, can’t get into it.

Sat Mar 12 18:24:00 +0000 2011

It’s not a “supergroup” if you have to explain who all the band members are

Sat Mar 12 06:16:44 +0000 2011

…and about ten fewer songs

Sat Mar 12 06:14:40 +0000 2011

Tangled could really use some Machete-style ultraviolence

Fri Mar 11 15:04:45 +0000 2011

Baffling mysteries of the iPhone: why on earth can’t you adjust the alarm snooze time?

Wed Mar 09 23:06:37 +0000 2011

The Kids Are All Right was really well made bar only that I felt naming the kid “Laser” out of nowhere slightly violated Chekhov’s gun rule.

Wed Mar 09 19:11:24 +0000 2011

Borders, no one with a functioning brain is signing up for your Rewards Plus program right now so please just stop spamming about it

Tue Mar 08 22:21:27 +0000 2011

Well I can see one reason why not http://twitpic.com/47l4m4

Tue Mar 08 21:39:22 +0000 2011

Scrobbling no more: shut down and deleted the last.fm account I had for five years because really who cares

What the hell is the bass player of Heart wearing?

It looks like some kind of…leather nursing vest. One has to wonder if he came up with that on his own or if the Wilson sisters talked him into it.

still from Second Ending, 1976

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The Heart Is A Drum Machine – film review by Aaron Poehler

Watched the documentary The Heart Is A Drum Machine last night.  It was fairly entertaining and occasionally thought-provoking, but let’s just put it out there: this is a movie that asks people like Juliette Lewis, Fairuza Balk, and Victoria Jackson to speak on camera about their thoughts on music. Uh, Brian Eno too busy? The taste of opportunity lost hangs heavy over much of the film; one finds one’s mind wandering frequently, pondering the personalities whose hard-won life wisdom might have been cinematically documented and preserved in place of, say, Bijou Phillips’s blathering. Also, both Jason Schwartzman and Laraine Newman’s names were misspelled in the credits, which certainly isn’t a catastrophic issue but evinces a definite lack of attention to detail and quality control.

In the end summation, it’s impossible not to conclude the film is basically emphemeral flash pretending toward ground of substance (like a 90-minute MTV public service announcement delivering the message “Hey kids, music can be all deep and spiritual in addition to being something you dance to, so hey! Go Music!”) but it’s well-intentioned, and enjoyable for what it is: Children’s Television Workshop programming for music stoners–and, uh, their friends who need to see people they recognize from being in that one movie they watched once.

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Ashes Everywhere (2010.05.23 solo acoustic)

My version of this Joseph Arthur song has the guitar capoed at the first fret; the original version, which can be found on the album Come To Where I’m From, is capoed at the second.  Double-click the video to watch in720p HD on youtube.

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Last Call (2010.05.22 solo acoustic)

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DIETRICH – Sleeper – live at the Kensington Club (video)

Second selection from DIETRICH’s performance at the Kensington Club in San Diego Friday April 16 2010. Watch “Naivete” from the same night here, and don’t forget DIETRICH will be playing Saturday night May 1st at the Beauty Bar San Diego.

Double-click on the video to watch in HD on Youtube.

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DIETRICH – Naivete – live at the Kensington Club (video)

DIETRICH performs “Naivete” live at the Kensington Club in San Diego, Friday April 16 2010. Contact DIETRICH at dietrichsandiego@gmail.com.

Double-click on the video to watch in HD on Youtube. (Caution: language.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8aehk57kvk


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Lamb of God on the musical creative process

This 4:34 clip from the Making of Sacrament feature on the Lamb of God Walk With Me In Hell 2xDVD is one of the most real representations of the creative process in an actual rock band–and the ridiculous tensions and passive-aggressive manipulations often present within–that I have ever seen.

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Yay, Lynchland is back

Without exaggeration or hyperbole, Liam Lynch’s homemade show Lynchland is one of my favorite things on the internet.  Great fun, catchy songs, homebrew greenscreen, and self-rendered effects make for far more entertaining viewing than virtually any corporate-produced network show.

The downside to Lynch doing it all himself, of course, is that new episodes can be few and far between, especially when the show has to take a backseat to paying work.  It’s been a long dry spell lately, but finally Lynchland Episode 23 is up at http://liamlynch.net–haven’t watched it yet, but with guest appearances by Robert Popper and Peter Serafinowicz (both of Look Around You) you can bet it’ll be first in the queue tonight.  And hey, if you haven’t seen Lynchland before, it’s all new to you: scroll down to the bottom of the podcasts page and start at the top (maybe skip the Viewer Mail episodes).

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Music video review roundup: 1991 The Year Punk Broke, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Slow Century, There’ll Always Be An England, The Future Is Unwritten, The Ultimate Revenge

devil daniel johnstonI spent last weekend catching up on a bunch of music-related video stuff that I’d been meaning to get around to for one reason or another.  Your results may vary.

I don’t really know how I avoided seeing 1991: The Year Punk Broke until now, as I recall liking the music Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., the Ramones, et al made around that time and all.  I’d think someone in my peer group would have insisted at one time or another.  After viewing, however, I understand why word-of-mouth never recommended this for consumption: the movie is basically the worst piece of crap possible.  It’s redeemed not even slightly by its inclusion of decent performance footage of the bands playing, due to shitty sound.  Also, every time Thurston Moore talks on camera any decent person would want to punch him and not stop until he stops talking, he’s so goddamn annoying.  This is a waste of even a fan’s time.   I made it through to the end though, yay me.

Conversely, The Devil and Daniel Johnston was thoroughly enjoyable and recommended viewing for pretty much anyone.  It’s a great story of which I only knew about half, as it turns out, and previous familiarity with the work of Daniel isn’t necessary — frankly the less familiar with him you are, the more surprising the film would probably be.  Well-done on every level, not just as a music-related artifact: I’d recommend this wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoyed American Splendor, for example.

Thurston Moore also appears onscreen in Pavement’s Slow Century, a fairly standard here’s-the-story-and-some-performance-footage recap of the band’s history.  Pavement wasn’t the kind of band that lent itself to wacky tour antics or legendary rumors, so there isn’t much here in the way of big shocker moments — I imagine this would be pretty hard to get through if you didn’t already have an interest in the music of Pavement, so non-fans should probably skip this one.  I pretty much enjoyed it throughout, though I can’t imagine I’ll be going back to rewatch it anytime soon.

The Sex Pistols’ There’ll Always Be An England is their first legitimate live performance video, which seems pretty surprising considering the amount of live Pistols performance footage I’ve seen over the yearsShot in London, basically There’ll Always Be An England and the bonus documentary The Knowledge both feature middle-aged men revisiting the sights, sounds, and locations of their childhoods.  Not bad, but not great — if you didn’t like the live reunion album Filthy Lucre you won’t like this either, and I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone who’s not a Pistols aficionado.  Way too many random shots of people in the crowd mouthing the words to the tunes, too, cut that shit out, director Julien Temple.  I also watched a bootleg of the Pistols’ “last” show in San Fransisco, 1978, and the comparison was illuminating: young guys playing songs badly vs. older men plodding through the same songs nearly 30 years on.  One thing is constant throughout though, and that’s that John Lydon/Johnny Rotten is always pretty entertaining no matter what else happens to be going onTemple’s The Filth and The Fury remains the definitive Pistols video, though.

Pistols guitarist Steve Jones also pops up in Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten, a mostly loving tribute to the deceased Clash leader (also by Temple — though sporting a somewhat contradictory title to the Pistols release) that does us the service of not glossing over Strummer’s willingness to discard friends in order to conform with punk orthodoxy, his long post-Clash fallow period, or his ongoing anxiety over coming from less-than-impoverished roots.   The contrived “campfire setting for all the interviews” gimmick is a little over-the-top corny and pretentious all at the same time, and whenever a famous face pops up onscreen (Johnny Depp, John Cusack, Martin Scorsese) you know they’re just going to yammer some intolerable bullshit with no bearing on reality whatsoever, but there’s a surprising amount of documentation of even the earliest days of the Clash here and it’s mostly told in Joe’s own words thanks to extensive use of interview recordings and his radio show broadcasts.  Falls short of wide Devil and Daniel Johnston-type appeal, but nice for anyone who ever even kinda liked the Clash.

The Ultimate Revenge, featuring vintage early 80′s performances by Venom, Slayer, and Exodus, is basically just intertwined excerpts of Venom, Slayer, and Exodus playing at Studio 54 (the titular ‘revenge’ is on disco, to show you just how much this thing is a product of its time) along with some execrable interview footage.  Slayer is pretty awesome, Exodus is pretty bad but with surprisingly good guitar leads, Venom is kinda corny but enjoyably so in that over-the-top classic metal way.  Let’s face it though, there’s no need for caveats here — unless you’re already way into classic mid-80s metal you’re not even gonna think about trying to track this one down.

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