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Fall TV 2011 pilot episodes: The Playboy Club reviewed

When The Sopranos got huge on HBO, the broadcast networks immediately reacted with typical creativity and pumped a number of poor Sopranos-lite ripoffs onto the air. Of course, they all failed instantly since network TV hasn’t done a decent mob show since Wiseguy, but now that Mad Men dominates the cable drama landscape, do the networks learn? No, they do not, they react by pumping Mad Men-lite ripoffs on the air — The Playboy Club is the first of which to air.

Now, when I first heard about this show I honestly thought it was not a terrible premise: you have a worldwide-recognized brand in the title, an excuse to constantly have hot chicks in skimpy clothes, and in early-60s Chicago even a real-life period setting with plenty of story possibilities.  Unfortunately, whatever potential I might have seen in theory is completely squandered in the execution: The Playboy Club is just a bog-standard soap opera in Mad Men drag. The lead actor’s Don Draper impression is so shamelessly blatant he should really be sending Jon Hamm half his paycheck for this show. Despite obvious lip service paid to period accoutrements, the writing is typical network serial drama nonsense dressed up with allusions toward the social change of the time, as if Hugh Hefner financing a mens’ club where women wore bunny outfits had anything at all to do with it.

Despite all manner of  women flitting about (mostly non-60s-looking and disappointingly poor actors aside from lead Amber Heard, although all she’s asked to do is look alternately scared and mopey) I was bored stiff fifteen minutes in, only pausing to note ridiculous plot contrivances that make no sense whatsoever (there were at least three after that point) and to wonder if the premiere was a double-length episode, as it seemed to be dragging on forever. It wasn’t, fortunately, but by the end I’d heard the word “bunny” so many times it had lost all meaning.  I think it lost meaning for the writers too, as they lines they give Hefner to intone pretentiously use the word as if it were somehow simultaneously synonymous with “radical feminist”, “rock star”, and  “celebrity” instead of simply “busty waitress in a demeaning costume”.

Oh well, maybe Pan Am will be better.

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Fall TV 2011 pilot episodes: 2 Broke Girls & Whitney reviewed

Another season of new premiere television is upon us. I always take a certain pleasure in watching a fresh crop of pilots contending for attention — the experience is somehow made all the sweeter knowing that chances are better than even any given show will be gone and forgotten within six weeks.

It’s a good thing too, because most pilots suck out loud. Sure, I have fond memories of seeing the first-ever broadcasts of shows like Newsradio and — even of being a small child and my mother saying “Well, we can either try this new show Cheers or watch Mildred have her baby on Too Close For Comfort” — but those experiences are few. Even shows that go on to become favorites often misfire in pilot form (as it’s admittedly extremely tough to both create and master one’s form simultaneously and instantly) or simply aren’t represented properly, given that the broadcast episode may be a hacked up and repurposed version of the network pilot — often necessary due to recasting and late-minute creative decisions (such as raising Maya Rudolph’s profile on Up All Night). Community is one of the shows I’m most looking forward to returning; I watched the first episode when it was first on, didn’t find it all that amusing, then didn’t return to the show for a year and half at which time it became one of my favorites. Same with Arrested Development. There’s room for error and misjudgment here, is what I’m saying.

That said, I’d be pretty surprised if I was watching either 2 Broke Girls or Whitney in 2013 given that right now I’m on the fence about whether I could sit through a second episode of either. I like Kat Dennings from Party Down and some movie (oh wait, it was Thor, wasn’t it? Well, some indie movie too I think) and I’ve liked a good amount of Whitney Cummings’ stand-up work so I definitely wasn’t primed to hate these shows or anything, but yeah…they’re not good.

Whitney is the one Whitney actually stars in, of course, but both shows share a similar sensibility given her co-creator/co-writer credit on 2 Broke Girls so that’s reason enough to cover them together. Also, frankly neither merits coverage on its own — both are basically lame, forgettable shows with a couple of chuckles and few actual laughs; generic sitcoms in every way, from the fake-sounding laughter (I notice I find laugh tracks crazy annoying in unfunny shows like this but  when the show’s actually funny I don’t even notice them, oddly) to the strained-yet-cliched setups to the see-them-coming-from-miles punchlines.  The only notable difference between these shows is heterosexual men will find 2 Broke Girls easier on the eyes and heterosexual women will get the same faint, watered-down Sex & the City vibe from Whitney that’s been infused into every single goddamned thing marketed to them for the past decade-and-a-half. Neither effect is close to enough to overcome the basic lack of laughs, unfortunately.

Honestly, it almost kind of seems like the kind of thing they did fifteen years ago that you don’t see so much of anymore, when they’d sign up any half-decent standup comic with a hook, put them in a sitcom and throw it at the wall hoping for another Seinfeld to stick.  Pretty much all those shows were terrible too; I mean, I liked The Norm Show and someone was watching King Of Queens all those years but let’s be real, Grace Under Fire eventually led to Two and a Half Men. In a way it’s kind of good to know that the standup comic development deal isn’t totally dead — it just didn’t work well here at all.

Anyway, Whitney seems like a smart chick so I’m sure she’s banking the money she’s got rolling in for as long as both shows are on the air, and that’ll give her a good position from which to launch her next project. I doubt their cancellation will hurt her too badly, although I’m sure she’d prefer the shows would be huge successes that make her a household name I don’t see that happening.  (But hey, people watch Two and a Half Men, so what do I know anyway? Right? Right?)

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The Flash reboot that wasn’t

This was one of those things I read about as a kid and then wondered for years afterward if I’d dreamed it or what.  From the Amazing Heroes Preview Special #2, Winter 1986 (coincidentally co-edited by Mark Waid, who would go on to write his own justifiably acclaimed run of The Flash):

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To put this into context, at the time this came out DC had just finished publishing Crisis On Infinite Earths, issue #8 of which featured the death of Silver Age Flash Barry Allen and in issue #12 of which Kid Flash Wally West picked up the scarlet speedsuit. As a Flash fan at the time, I hadn’t been at all thrilled about the former, but the pain had been somewhat mitigated by the promise implied by the latter. And now, news that in fact Wally wasn’t even a lock for the next Flash series? That it might not even star a super-speed character? THE HORROR.

Of course nothing ever came of this and Wally ended up getting his own series by Mike Baron and Jackson Guice in 1987, but I’d love to know how far along this other concept got before it was scrapped and whatever became of it, especially if there was any concept artwork. I do recall thinking that the Tangent version of the Flash sounded somewhat similar at least as far as having light-based powers, but it’s really not much of a leap to go from the name “The Flash” to light-based powers once you decide you’re not locked into super-speed. Still, I’d love to know if there’s any connection between the two.

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Twitter dump, March-September 2011

From http://twitter.com/aaronpoehler. Looking at the amount of stuff built up I should probably do this more often. Or maybe you should just follow me because even this isn’t exhaustive, there were some twitter-only posts that have been excised here and oh geez don’t you feel like you missed out now?

It’s got to suck working on bonus CD-ROM materials for music CDs knowing full well your audience is: (people who read liner notes)/20

Tue Sep 13 17:23:51 +0000 2011

“Augmented Reality Experience” is the most ridiculously overblown BS marketing euphemism imaginable for “We threw in some bonus CDROM shit”

Tue Sep 13 17:20:34 +0000 2011

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far today: comment section full of people lamenting the death of the CD by complaining ‘digital music sucks’

Tue Sep 13 15:24:21 +0000 2011

Mostly though these New 52 #1 review columns all read the same: staid & lacking Sterling’s insight. 6 months in, then they’ll have a point.

Mon Sep 12 16:30:22 +0000 2011

Not writing on DC’s New52 #1s because there’s more than enough of that already but Giffen’s OMAC is pure Kirby goodness http://t.co/R8AZqpb

Mon Sep 12 16:25:33 +0000 2011

Catch-22: if you take Esquire’s How To Be A Man feature remotely seriously you are precluded from being one

Sun Sep 11 16:54:49 +0000 2011

Hey, Spider-Island: Avengers was actually quite good, don’t miss it in the sea of samey-looking tie-ins with generic names on the stands

Sat Sep 10 19:18:55 +0000 2011

Whenever something actually happens on which one might want current news updates I’m struck by the uselessness of all local SD news websites

Fri Sep 09 19:01:31 +0000 2011

At this point New Order w/o Peter Hook isn’t Queen w/o Freddie Mercury, it’s Dream Theater w/o Mike Portnoy–both badly need to STFU ASAP

Fri Sep 09 18:23:05 +0000 2011

How is it possible every month’s Zenescope covers are more cringe-inducingly mortifying than the last?

Fri Sep 09 16:24:08 +0000 2011

“San Diego: I SURVIVED being slightly uncomfortable for just under 12 hours” t-shirts would probably have a limited sale window

Fri Sep 09 14:17:18 +0000 2011

If you bought an ipad 2 case that doesn’t make use of the smart cover auto wake/sleep feature you oughtta take that shit back tout suite

Wed Sep 07 21:28:08 +0000 2011

Everything about Marvel’s Season 1 OGN covers from art to trade dress is awful unless “remainder-bin knockoffs” is what they were going for

Wed Sep 07 19:42:02 +0000 2011

I enjoy the work of PJ Harvey including her newest album but as an American I must disavow any knowledge of what the Mercury Prize is

Tue Sep 06 21:39:40 +0000 2011

Does your band have a ‘clever’ name? Man is that going to get old fast.

Tue Sep 06 21:36:31 +0000 2011

I never thought I’d be okay with a Hookless New Order but then I never thought Hook would be so blatantly exploitative of Joy Division music

Tue Sep 06 16:34:33 +0000 2011

I kinda think all instagram/hipstamatic processed photos look shitty now and will look moreso as time continues to pass

Sun Sep 04 17:53:11 +0000 2011

Guess I know what I’ll be listening to/watching over the wkend when I’m not doing acoustic treatment on the garage http://t.co/uvVjFTt

Fri Sep 02 02:19:21 +0000 2011

Who are the dumbfucks buying these licensed versions of Monopoly? It’s the same game with different tokens and street names. It’s also sad.

Thu Sep 01 23:18:28 +0000 2011

Oscar Jiminez could have been an A-list comic book artist if he’d ever delivered work in a remotely timely fashion. Great stuff but so late.

Thu Sep 01 05:27:23 +0000 2011

Was down for the concept of Ghost but not finding the music on Opus Eponymous as good as I’d hoped

Tue Aug 30 16:32:09 +0000 2011

Man I loves me some Thin Lizzy but the guitar solo on “The Rocker” is total ass

Tue Aug 30 01:12:36 +0000 2011

If I enjoy someone’s creative output it doesn’t mean I want to be harangued to help promote it as if that’s somehow my responsibility.

Mon Aug 29 18:44:35 +0000 2011

It must be tough to work up the enthusiasm to pretend anyone’s cared in the slightest about the Video Music Awards in decades

Mon Aug 29 16:24:52 +0000 2011

There can never be enough Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire comics (but they don’t all have to be Justice League related–maybe creator-owned next?)

Sun Aug 28 19:29:40 +0000 2011

Hey awesome, reverse sexism. Thanks Bounce/Procter & Gamble, and fuck you too http://t.co/GavTMeP

Sat Aug 27 00:14:35 +0000 2011

Absolutely the most mind-melting @RiffTrax short yet: “What Is Nothing?” http://t.co/xQyO7rg

Fri Aug 26 21:40:01 +0000 2011

Reality check: The Dark Knight Rises is still like a year away argh

Thu Aug 25 21:33:34 +0000 2011

I wonder how often that Static-X guy catches his reflection in the dressing room mirror & sighs deeply & mournfully before going onstage

Tue Aug 23 16:58:09 +0000 2011

All of these “Who’s Who at DC Comics-The New 52″ creator profiles are staggeringly dull. Done in the least imaginative way possible.

Mon Aug 22 19:17:10 +0000 2011

I guess it’s safe to take my Borders Rewards and Blockbuster Video cards out of my wallet now

Mon Aug 22 17:30:59 +0000 2011

Admittedly the blacklight room already breaks the Corvette Diner 50s theme but the Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bazaar poster is going too far

Fri Aug 19 21:09:10 +0000 2011

Watched Blur – T in the Park last night. Do they get better or is singing shittily & out of key just Damon Albarn’s ‘thing’?

Thu Aug 18 15:29:38 +0000 2011

Keep thinking agency on Mad Men is named Sterling Archer Associates, then get distracted thinking about how awesome that premise would be

Wed Aug 17 23:01:02 +0000 2011

A writer writing to other writers about writing does not seem like worthwhile networking unless one’s aim is to be a writing teacher.

Wed Aug 17 20:55:08 +0000 2011

Though I too mourn the loss of canvas for visual art and text in albums, digital booklets are a waste of time for creator & listener alike

Wed Aug 17 15:40:14 +0000 2011

I got an offer claiming $15 for Harmony Balance-Bands is “a $40 value”, rather than the more accurate “$15 for a worthless scam product”

Tue Aug 16 19:35:38 +0000 2011

Caption this picture: what is melancholy devo fan thinking right now? (Photo from http://t.co/mrjTKsF) http://t.co/DrsoAAI

Thu Aug 11 20:57:27 +0000 2011

Kirby: Genesis is all the crazy superheroic action you crave without the bitter aftertaste of corporate indifference #trythisindycomic

Thu Aug 11 17:56:00 +0000 2011

God T.H.U.N.D.E.R Agents is awesome. I hope it doesn’t get completely buried and forgotten in the New 52 push.

Thu Aug 11 02:33:49 +0000 2011

Tip of the hat to Scott Snyder for a stellar scripting job on his Detective Comics run–looking forward to Batman run starting next month.

Thu Aug 11 02:15:02 +0000 2011

I like few bands enough to bother listening to a remix collection and I’m afraid Radiohead’s music hasn’t been rewarding enough for years

Wed Aug 10 20:58:09 +0000 2011

Watched the Horrors’ Glastonbury set last night: not bad, not great. Lyrics too simplistic and repetitive, songs a bit flimsy. 3 stars

Wed Aug 10 17:12:40 +0000 2011

Lord knows I loves me some metal but the whole “No really look how EEEEVIL I am” act some people in the genre pull is painfully corny

Mon Aug 08 22:06:46 +0000 2011

I’m fine with Lorne not changing out any SNL cast but I better not see any Deep House Dish, Target Lady, or What’s Up With That next season

Sat Aug 06 00:46:35 +0000 2011

Musical considerations aside, bands that dress up to look “old-timey” give me shudders of revulsion

Fri Aug 05 19:55:20 +0000 2011

You know what’s hot? Someone who knows the difference between ‘discrete’/'discreet’ and ‘reign’/'rein’

Fri Aug 05 17:34:10 +0000 2011

…kids of today should defend themselves against false nostalgia for Ten and Nevermind.

Tue Aug 02 21:44:50 +0000 2011

Speaking out against false nostalgia in 1994, Eddie Vedder sang “Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70s”…

Tue Aug 02 21:44:37 +0000 2011

I wonder if they anticipated the line “You’re the fucked-up version of Amy Winehouse” playing the way it does now http://t.co/xkuqwO4

Tue Aug 02 16:28:43 +0000 2011

Capitalizing the W in ‘Wanna’ really sells the desperate yearning and insecurity underpinning this pitch http://t.co/v7Z3ktA

Mon Aug 01 18:21:33 +0000 2011

Any album that’s reissued and hasn’t been out of print for at least five years is just a lame cashgrab *koff* ArcadeFireLadyGaga

Fri Jul 29 21:58:15 +0000 2011

Tineye would be useful if it worked better or at all, seems like there’s a space in the online spectrum for that if someone wants to step up

Wed Jul 27 15:46:37 +0000 2011

No device of mine is truly set up until its background is set to earthlights.jpg

Tue Jul 26 01:35:49 +0000 2011

J genuinely offended at my suggestion it will be awesome when the Starship Enterprise shows up in Game Of Thrones book 6

Sun Jul 24 21:08:00 +0000 2011

This Katie MacAlister seems to be a prime offender, title after title and each one a worse groaner than the last

Thu Jul 21 23:12:28 +0000 2011

Wow, there sure are a lot of shitty-looking chicklit vampire books

Thu Jul 21 23:02:44 +0000 2011

There’s a lesson regarding the efficacy of legislation here somewhere http://t.co/aXzYM2g

Thu Jul 21 19:27:54 +0000 2011

@venturajm Nope, live stuff, 2 full hours of it. Bored me stiff, kept thinking surely they’d would play something interesting anytime but no

Wed Jul 20 02:28:53 +0000 2011

Bobby Fuller: Never to be forgotten. http://t.co/teGDJUX

Tue Jul 19 17:44:15 +0000 2011

I’d like to say I’ll miss Borders, but I haven’t found shopping at one enjoyable in quite awhile. Still, it was good when it was good.

Mon Jul 18 22:38:03 +0000 2011

Checked out some Widespread Panic music this weekend, found it all fairly tepid & unambitious. Decided I don’t really like Widespread Panic.

Mon Jul 18 21:09:18 +0000 2011

Every article on Battles for the past several months, summarized: “There sure are three guys in the band now instead of four”

Sun Jul 17 17:45:34 +0000 2011

The entirety of Broken Lizard Standup summarized: “Hey, you guys have all seen Super Troopers and are TOTALLY HIGH, right? Right?”

Sun Jul 17 16:03:42 +0000 2011

Thinking this might be a good candidate for the cover photo of album #2 http://t.co/oflpoBN

Sat Jul 16 00:34:12 +0000 2011

@laurensnuggles Jiffy Lube blows and several have been fined for unnecessary services. Hop on Yelp and find a good nonchain auto shop

Fri Jul 15 21:30:16 +0000 2011

See, everyone knows Palin is a joke except Newsweek http://t.co/ENEbaUt

Fri Jul 15 18:52:17 +0000 2011

Also Hooky’s Joy Division rerecordings are embarrassing and cringeworthy so well done on burning bridges there

Fri Jul 15 17:14:23 +0000 2011

“I know that our all bickering physically hurts the fans and destroys what they loved” Don’t worry Hooky it does neither http://t.co/pQfWUPE

Fri Jul 15 17:09:57 +0000 2011

I like how people are suddenly stricken by the breakup of a band that has done fuck-all for 4 years despite never noticing their absence

Wed Jul 13 21:53:31 +0000 2011

Landmark Forum seminars: far better experienced vicariously via entertaining stream of tweets. http://t.co/5daXMJl

Wed Jul 13 18:20:57 +0000 2011

Spotted some twit driving a Saab eating a bowl of cereal from his lap–milk, fruit and all. Just one tap on the brakes could ruin his day…

Tue Jul 12 19:29:57 +0000 2011

Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), classic Eno for Saturday morning – China My China by Brian Eno, from #SoundHound http://bit.ly/qnsfM6

Sat Jul 09 17:57:48 +0000 2011

You know, every time I hear Pearl Jam I think “Maybe this will be the awesome thing that knocks me out” and it just never happens.

Mon Jul 04 06:38:28 +0000 2011

Finding it really hard to care about any of Marvel’s Fear Itself. At least we know Flashpoint is going somewhere; this doesn’t seem to be.

Sun Jul 03 16:57:26 +0000 2011

Wow, seriously, Newsweek? In what way is this ridiculous bullshit remotely news? What an awful publication. http://t.co/N2VuMzl

Wed Jun 29 00:11:50 +0000 2011

Prince and Morrissey are making themselves relics by refusing to adapt: http://t.co/Sc6qtkp

Tue Jun 28 19:25:55 +0000 2011

Tried to watch This Movie Is Broken, had to turn off 10 minutes in due to dire acting and awful cliche-ridden script. Wow, so bad

Fri Jun 24 03:30:58 +0000 2011

I bet parts of this sound unlikely to many. Not me, or anyone else ever paid to write. http://t.co/BpT6SWj

Wed Jun 22 05:42:51 +0000 2011

Also, how did I miss that Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock are married? That’s totally the kind of thing I tend to know despite myself.

Mon Jun 20 20:49:30 +0000 2011

I think it’s funny that grasping for an example of a terrible male performer, Jason Mraz is the first to pop to mind. http://t.co/KRLhYmQ

Mon Jun 20 20:43:31 +0000 2011

“My Game of Thrones app isn’t loading fast enough!” #firstworldproblems

Sun Jun 19 16:40:56 +0000 2011

Wow, Single White Spenny is incredibly clumsy and amateurish. Embarrassingly obvious wish-fulfilment fantasy, unfunny, hard to get through.

Sat Jun 18 02:48:05 +0000 2011

Watching Rifftrax Star Trek Generations, may god have mercy on us. I swear it wasn’t even me who picked it.

Sat Jun 18 00:49:04 +0000 2011

@karmiclife just put the folder on shuffle

Fri Jun 17 06:34:48 +0000 2011

Just watching a whole bunch of Rifftrax shorts

Fri Jun 17 04:17:46 +0000 2011

Pt. 3 of my #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 recap is up now, ft. 1 Less Reason, Unwritten Law, Evan Watson, The Wedding & more http://t.co/TRVshkr

Wed Jun 15 21:36:45 +0000 2011

A comedian’s site should have samples of comedy, not commercial acting work. Unconvincing ALL CAPS blurb doesn’t cut it http://t.co/Ad69VVU

Wed Jun 15 18:35:35 +0000 2011

Now that Game of Thrones is getting down to it we finally get answers to the important questions:they’re called ‘gingers’ in this world too

Mon Jun 13 23:21:23 +0000 2011

Aaron goes to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 pt 2 up now: GIVERS, Ali Handal, Dead Sara, Drive A, Kopek, Shakti Tribe http://t.co/6AgUmTx

Mon Jun 13 17:30:47 +0000 2011

Watching Take Me Home Tonight. Have been on the verge of turning it off the whole time, it’s kind of a POS.

Sun Jun 12 05:19:41 +0000 2011

It’s hard to deny that a good number of DC’s 52 relaunch series feel like the ‘DC Explosion’ titles of the late 70s #quicklycanceled

Sat Jun 11 17:34:28 +0000 2011

Conversely, I’d have bet good money there was no way DC could possibly make a Stormwatch series interesting but with @Paul_Cornell, it is.

Thu Jun 09 18:29:36 +0000 2011

Marvel had better step up its PR game. Yet another obnoxiously obvious X-Men relaunch coupled with terrible Greg Land art ain’t cutting it.

Thu Jun 09 18:22:56 +0000 2011

On Invincible #80: Well if that wasn’t the most Kirkmany Kirkman comic that ever Kirkmaned I don’t know what is. Coast City/The Pitt anyone?

Thu Jun 09 15:35:20 +0000 2011

The worst part about seeing Robert Plant is all the people who really just want a sad echo of something they saw 35 years ago.

Thu Jun 09 06:10:02 +0000 2011

I don’t understand why it takes longer to get a drink at Copley Symphony Hall than anywhere else in the world

Thu Jun 09 03:42:53 +0000 2011

Creepy Creeps’ show doesn’t really work in a theater setting but they seem like they’d tear up the right club.

Thu Jun 09 03:27:41 +0000 2011

Really glad Paul Levitz’ LSH book isn’t going away but honestly surprised to find DC still thinks the market can support 2 Legion books.

Wed Jun 08 17:24:49 +0000 2011

I went to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 and wrote about it. In this post: Transfer, AWOLNATION, and Deep Dark Robot. http://bit.ly/mrRtOT

Tue Jun 07 17:15:11 +0000 2011

Godspeed to producer Martin Rushent — I hope in death he is confused with Martin Hannett far less often.

Mon Jun 06 22:44:59 +0000 2011

Whatever happened to Argyle from Die Hard

Mon Jun 06 03:23:31 +0000 2011

Bends’ Moon Knight series really not doing it for me. And seriously, Echo again? Reads like the cliche of BMB talktalktalk empty writing.

Sat Jun 04 19:31:33 +0000 2011

Avengers Academy 14/14.1: continues to surprise me as one of the most consistent titles Marvel currently releases. Gage gets it–good stuff.

Sat Jun 04 19:16:29 +0000 2011

Amazing Spider-man now reads like Slott trying to get out all his stuff other guys vetoed during the multiwriter era. Get on with it, man.

Sat Jun 04 18:11:52 +0000 2011

Stuart Immonen is one of the best artists working today but man is Fear Itself ever terrible. Just bad writing all around, senseless crap.

Sat Jun 04 17:57:05 +0000 2011

Why does all food served in catering trays smell exactly the same

Fri Jun 03 04:14:56 +0000 2011

Movie Memorial Day: Pootie Tang, Rifftrax X-Men, In the Loop, Limitless

Tue May 31 01:23:02 +0000 2011

The new manners: when a person uses a cellphone in a movie theater, it is considered proper to throw popcorn at them until it is put away.

Sat May 28 21:56:17 +0000 2011

All I can say is Grant Morrison better be writing some Flash here or I’m gonna be pissed

Sat May 28 06:08:58 +0000 2011

I was all pissed off at the UPS guy for taking all day to deliver my package but then he showed up blasting the Misfits

Sat May 28 01:54:15 +0000 2011

Watched about 10 mins of Protest the Hero – Gallop Meets the Earth Live and just couldn’t take it seriously.

Fri May 27 04:10:29 +0000 2011

The Jesus Lizard albums Albini didn’t record sound so weird.

Fri May 27 00:47:00 +0000 2011

I don’t know or care who Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas are but I do know UK law doesn’t apply to me and I support unconditionally free speech

Mon May 23 22:27:35 +0000 2011

I guess this is the day everyone says something terribly unfunny about the supposed Rapture so let this stand as my contribution.

Sat May 21 15:42:39 +0000 2011

Bank of America, call me to push your pointless identity theft protection product just once more & I’ll see how fast I can switch banks

Fri May 20 01:37:13 +0000 2011

Hmm, mayhap Obama has been revisiting Slanted & Enchanted of late–let’s see if he says 40 million daggers must be sheathed to achieve peace

Thu May 19 17:44:21 +0000 2011

Whoa WordPress looks totally different for me now. I guess that’s what happens when you upgrade versions from 2.3.3 (3 years old) to 3.1.2

Thu May 19 16:02:13 +0000 2011

“Velvet Revolver’s music isn’t very good and it was all about the money,” well duh. Music tell-all revelations aren’t what they used to be

Wed May 18 20:50:23 +0000 2011

Yuck is a lot better as far as not-entirely-original recentish UK wannabe-US-sounding bands with debut LPs out go

Wed May 18 02:20:44 +0000 2011

This Vaccines album kind of sucks and is boring

Wed May 18 01:28:34 +0000 2011

Flash Fact: I outnerded the internet with comic book knowledge http://bit.ly/lqNuYu

Tue May 17 16:37:49 +0000 2011

Recently finished Jeffrey Brown books Little Things & Any Easy Intimacy http://twitpic.com/4yhray

Mon May 16 15:38:52 +0000 2011

You can tell Waters helped select the new Floyd best-of: he’s the only person in the world who thinks “Fletcher Memorial Home” belongs there

Tue May 10 22:48:48 +0000 2011

Starting to think that not only am I completely done playing any cover songs, I may also be done listening to cover material. It’s boring.

Mon May 09 21:16:38 +0000 2011

Marvel’s Fear Itself is sort of incomprehensible and lacking any kind of actual story but man Stuart Immonen sure can draw.

Sat May 07 20:36:16 +0000 2011

The short story in this issue kind of sucked too.

Thu May 05 02:43:25 +0000 2011

George Jones article in Playboy reads like the author did an interview, got nothing out of him, and made up some personal BS to fill it out

Thu May 05 01:56:19 +0000 2011

About 20 mins in on Foo Fighters: Back And Forth and it seems really well-done. http://t.co/KzSTpOO

Wed May 04 03:33:07 +0000 2011

You know what’s a good feeling? Being completely caught up on one’s work. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Tue May 03 17:42:53 +0000 2011

Reading Beginners I pretty much think Gordon Lish’s editing job on What We Talk About When We Talk About Love amounts to criminal vandalism

Sun May 01 20:08:43 +0000 2011

Up early for Saturday. Listening to Smog. Going to read Carver.

Sat Apr 30 15:03:07 +0000 2011

While Donald Glover’s concert was mediocre, I’m surprised more media celebs don’t do similar tours to milk it while they have the chance

Wed Apr 27 22:25:38 +0000 2011

The properties of art aren’t additive–cf. Donald Glover @ Belly Up, a 2 star comedy set + a 2 star rap set = a 2 star show.

Wed Apr 27 06:28:56 +0000 2011

I feel like I just paid to finance Donald Glover’s fantasy of being an actual musician.

Wed Apr 27 06:21:35 +0000 2011

Painting a peace sign and flowers on the spare tire cover of one’s vintage VW Microbus seems more than a bit on the nose

Tue Apr 26 20:19:45 +0000 2011

No sympathy for anyone complaining the internet is boring. If you can’t guide your own entertainment don’t expect the world to cater to you.

Mon Apr 25 22:41:40 +0000 2011

Haha, “We’re DFA 1979, stick around for Duran Duran”. Sorry DD, you have been replaced with Kanye

Fri Apr 22 03:27:39 +0000 2011

Living room Coachella continues tonight with Cold War Kids and Death From Above 1979

Fri Apr 22 02:31:59 +0000 2011

The Swell Season is going off, in an unexpectedly uptempo way

Thu Apr 21 05:12:58 +0000 2011

PJ Harvey’s set is mesmerizing.

Thu Apr 21 04:43:52 +0000 2011

Well the National’s Coachella set was better than the Strokes’ but then they had the advantage of being a better band playing better music

Thu Apr 21 04:09:42 +0000 2011

For some it was last weekend but tonight is my Coachella, here in my living room. The Strokes on now, the National up next, followed by…?

Thu Apr 21 01:54:38 +0000 2011

Two months ago I’d never heard of Odd Future and now I’m completely sick of hearing about them. Such are the risks of instant overexposure

Thu Apr 21 00:57:45 +0000 2011

Wow, Angelfire is totally a thing that still actually exists. Worth taking the time to excavate antediluvian logon/delete ancient website(s)

Wed Apr 20 15:54:23 +0000 2011

Just watchin’ a bunch of Rifftrax shorts in a row

Wed Apr 20 02:27:48 +0000 2011

Apple does a lot of things right but: the most ubiquitous Apple product is Itunes, and it’s a horrible POS that everyone hates and resents

Tue Apr 19 21:23:24 +0000 2011

There is and always has been something fundamentally uninteresting about the Smithereens, despite a few catchy tunes. Too formalist/retro?

Tue Apr 19 19:40:36 +0000 2011

I’m almost sorry to have to give up my weekend of saying “No, we can’t watch Game Of Thrones, the New York Times says women won’t like it”

Mon Apr 18 04:40:11 +0000 2011

Kitchen Nightmares US is such a fluffy reality-show POS compared to the original UK show, especially now

Sun Apr 17 19:49:59 +0000 2011

A little Emitt Rhodes goes a long way. Too much McCartney, not enough Beefheart

Sun Apr 17 17:06:59 +0000 2011

Anthony Michael Hall definitely should have been Jimmy Olsen at some point

Sun Apr 17 01:55:19 +0000 2011

The computer networking in Weird Science is bizarrely fascinating.

Sun Apr 17 00:44:28 +0000 2011

The Daytrotter downloader reeks of “Well, we spent all this money to develop this useless POS interface so we’re damn well gonna use it”

Sat Apr 16 18:31:21 +0000 2011

“There’s nothing to do in the midwest but dream” ~ @josepharthur. Yeah, that’s pretty much right on–dream about getting the hell OUT!

Wed Apr 13 22:52:42 +0000 2011

Finally updated the music info page of my site at http://aaronpoehler.com/music.html with both up-to-date info and stuff about old projects

Wed Apr 13 19:26:18 +0000 2011

Also bands, really: don’t do the ‘everybody wearing sunglasses in the picture’ thing. You don’t look like the Blues Brothers, you look dumb.

Wed Apr 13 15:55:04 +0000 2011

Seriously people stop naming your band The Black _____s. NOBODY CAN TELL YOU APART

Wed Apr 13 15:40:35 +0000 2011

Daytrotter sessions sure have the potential to be cool if they didn’t sound like 128kbps crap. The downloader is ridiculously awful as well.

Tue Apr 12 00:57:16 +0000 2011

Peter Tomasi, everyone thinks it’s incredibly pretentious that your credit is “story & words” instead of just “writer” or “scripter,” FYI

Sat Apr 09 16:53:59 +0000 2011

Man Brian Bendis sure thinks the Hood is an interesting character. Too bad he doesn’t convey that in his writing for shit

Sat Apr 09 16:30:47 +0000 2011

Definitely been laughing a lot as I catch up on Community but with s01e23 “Modern Warfare” the show takes a place as one of my favorites.

Wed Apr 06 18:44:13 +0000 2011

In 50 yrs no one will be able to parse any qualitative difference between “Friday” and “Born This Way”

Tue Apr 05 00:24:11 +0000 2011

Can’t get this Raymond Carver line read 2 days ago out of my head: “He never knew what Jerry wanted. But it started and ended with a rock.”

Sat Apr 02 16:15:54 +0000 2011

The Flash episode “Twin Streaks” features a guy from Twin Peaks. Just got that, 20 years after the fact.

Sat Apr 02 05:22:29 +0000 2011

FX chain http://twitpic.com/4fwhme

Sat Apr 02 02:53:10 +0000 2011

So apparently there’s someone I know who has never seen DIE HARD. What has happened to America’s educational system??

Fri Apr 01 22:57:06 +0000 2011

Just finished Lowside of the Road: A Life of Tom Waits. Amazon reviews pretty much tell the story here.

Thu Mar 31 06:34:45 +0000 2011

“This class is like a redhead who drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. I suggest you all get her number.”

Thu Mar 31 04:49:42 +0000 2011

I see now Paypal is integrating its own credit card upsell. Oh Paypal, you never disappoint in finding new ways to be awful and crappy

Tue Mar 29 17:30:54 +0000 2011

And now: Rifftrax Reign Of Fire

Sun Mar 27 04:37:16 +0000 2011

Books finished this week http://twitpic.com/4cxoqv

Fri Mar 25 00:45:39 +0000 2011

Two things I don’t do: 1. Read the Huffington Post 2. Work for free

Thu Mar 24 19:59:57 +0000 2011

What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”

Wed Mar 23 17:52:22 +0000 2011

Hey @chrisbrown do us all a favor and go away forever; failing that at least stop hitting things to express your limited range of emotion

Tue Mar 22 21:00:33 +0000 2011

I’m sure tired of listening to this album but as soon as I decide not to double-check everything then bang, there’ll be a massive glitch

Mon Mar 21 21:38:32 +0000 2011

Finally unsubscribing from Borders Rewards email after years–too little signal-to-noise, too little reward, and of late, too many untruths.

Thu Mar 17 21:15:06 +0000 2011

Dude begging at intersection wearing “Class of 2010 — WE RUN THIS” t-shirt

Mon Mar 14 23:50:24 +0000 2011

…but I have to admit I laughed a lot more at tonight’s Bob’s Burgers

Mon Mar 14 04:00:41 +0000 2011

After all this time I’m still happy to see a new episode of The Simpsons.

Mon Mar 14 03:32:21 +0000 2011

These Jessie J musical performances are almost fascinatingly terrible.

Sun Mar 13 09:38:31 +0000 2011

This Jessie J on SNL: so who canceled last minute? Not ready for prime time or late night

Sun Mar 13 09:18:09 +0000 2011

If you don’t know what playing “in the pocket” means go see The Bellrays

Sun Mar 13 07:24:29 +0000 2011

Firethorn’s standard riff rock with cowbell is leaving me unmoved, but the bass is solid

Sun Mar 13 05:46:24 +0000 2011

Opening band at Casbah has those weird clear drums

Sun Mar 13 05:25:56 +0000 2011

Food was decent but if 8PM Sat is dead at Fat City Steakhouse when do they make money?

Sun Mar 13 04:55:07 +0000 2011

The sound on the new REM album kind of sucks. Hypercompressed, can’t get into it.

Sat Mar 12 21:09:45 +0000 2011

It’s not a “supergroup” if you have to explain who all the band members are

Sat Mar 12 18:24:00 +0000 2011

Tangled could really use some Machete-style ultraviolence

Sat Mar 12 06:14:40 +0000 2011

Baffling mysteries of the iPhone: why on earth can’t you adjust the alarm snooze time?

Fri Mar 11 15:04:45 +0000 2011

The Kids Are All Right was really well made bar only that I felt naming the kid “Laser” out of nowhere slightly violated Chekhov’s gun rule.

Wed Mar 09 23:06:37 +0000 2011

Borders, no one with a functioning brain is signing up for your Rewards Plus program right now so please just stop spamming about it

Wed Mar 09 19:11:24 +0000 2011

Well I can see one reason why not http://twitpic.com/47l4m4

Tue Mar 08 22:21:27 +0000 2011

Scrobbling no more: shut down and deleted the last.fm account I had for five years because really who cares

Tue Mar 08 21:39:22 +0000 2011

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Tue Sep 13 17:23:51 +0000 2011

It’s got to suck working on bonus CD-ROM materials for music CDs knowing full well your audience is: (people who read liner notes)/20

Tue Sep 13 17:20:34 +0000 2011

“Augmented Reality Experience” is the most ridiculously overblown BS marketing euphemism imaginable for “We threw in some bonus CDROM shit”

Tue Sep 13 15:24:21 +0000 2011

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far today: comment section full of people lamenting the death of the CD by complaining ‘digital music sucks’

Mon Sep 12 16:30:22 +0000 2011

Mostly though these New 52 #1 review columns all read the same: staid & lacking Sterling’s insight. 6 months in, then they’ll have a point.

Mon Sep 12 16:25:33 +0000 2011

Not writing on DC’s New52 #1s because there’s more than enough of that already but Giffen’s OMAC is pure Kirby goodness http://t.co/R8AZqpb

Sun Sep 11 16:54:49 +0000 2011

Catch-22: if you take Esquire’s How To Be A Man feature remotely seriously you are precluded from being one

Sat Sep 10 19:18:55 +0000 2011

Hey, Spider-Island: Avengers was actually quite good, don’t miss it in the sea of samey-looking tie-ins with generic names on the stands

Fri Sep 09 19:01:31 +0000 2011

Whenever something actually happens on which one might want current news updates I’m struck by the uselessness of all local SD news websites

Fri Sep 09 18:23:05 +0000 2011

At this point New Order w/o Peter Hook isn’t Queen w/o Freddie Mercury, it’s Dream Theater w/o Mike Portnoy–both badly need to STFU ASAP

Fri Sep 09 16:24:08 +0000 2011

How is it possible every month’s Zenescope covers are more cringe-inducingly mortifying than the last?

Fri Sep 09 14:17:18 +0000 2011

“San Diego: I SURVIVED being slightly uncomfortable for just under 12 hours” t-shirts would probably have a limited sale window

Wed Sep 07 21:28:08 +0000 2011

If you bought an ipad 2 case that doesn’t make use of the smart cover auto wake/sleep feature you oughtta take that shit back tout suite

Wed Sep 07 19:42:02 +0000 2011

Everything about Marvel’s Season 1 OGN covers from art to trade dress is awful unless “remainder-bin knockoffs” is what they were going for

Tue Sep 06 21:39:40 +0000 2011

I enjoy the work of PJ Harvey including her newest album but as an American I must disavow any knowledge of what the Mercury Prize is

Tue Sep 06 21:36:31 +0000 2011

Does your band have a ‘clever’ name? Man is that going to get old fast.

Tue Sep 06 16:34:33 +0000 2011

I never thought I’d be okay with a Hookless New Order but then I never thought Hook would be so blatantly exploitative of Joy Division music

Sun Sep 04 17:53:11 +0000 2011

I kinda think all instagram/hipstamatic processed photos look shitty now and will look moreso as time continues to pass

Fri Sep 02 02:19:21 +0000 2011

Guess I know what I’ll be listening to/watching over the wkend when I’m not doing acoustic treatment on the garage http://t.co/uvVjFTt

Thu Sep 01 23:18:28 +0000 2011

Who are the dumbfucks buying these licensed versions of Monopoly? It’s the same game with different tokens and street names. It’s also sad.

Thu Sep 01 05:27:23 +0000 2011

Oscar Jiminez could have been an A-list comic book artist if he’d ever delivered work in a remotely timely fashion. Great stuff but so late.

Tue Aug 30 16:32:09 +0000 2011

Was down for the concept of Ghost but not finding the music on Opus Eponymous as good as I’d hoped

Tue Aug 30 01:12:36 +0000 2011

Man I loves me some Thin Lizzy but the guitar solo on “The Rocker” is total ass

Mon Aug 29 18:44:35 +0000 2011

If I enjoy someone’s creative output it doesn’t mean I want to be harangued to help promote it as if that’s somehow my responsibility.

Mon Aug 29 16:24:52 +0000 2011

It must be tough to work up the enthusiasm to pretend anyone’s cared in the slightest about the Video Music Awards in decades

Sun Aug 28 19:29:40 +0000 2011

There can never be enough Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire comics (but they don’t all have to be Justice League related–maybe creator-owned next?)

Sat Aug 27 00:14:35 +0000 2011

Hey awesome, reverse sexism. Thanks Bounce/Procter & Gamble, and fuck you too http://t.co/GavTMeP

Fri Aug 26 21:40:01 +0000 2011

Absolutely the most mind-melting @RiffTrax short yet: “What Is Nothing?” http://t.co/xQyO7rg

Thu Aug 25 21:33:34 +0000 2011

Reality check: The Dark Knight Rises is still like a year away argh

Tue Aug 23 16:58:09 +0000 2011

I wonder how often that Static-X guy catches his reflection in the dressing room mirror & sighs deeply & mournfully before going onstage

Mon Aug 22 19:17:10 +0000 2011

All of these “Who’s Who at DC Comics-The New 52″ creator profiles are staggeringly dull. Done in the least imaginative way possible.

Mon Aug 22 17:30:59 +0000 2011

I guess it’s safe to take my Borders Rewards and Blockbuster Video cards out of my wallet now

Fri Aug 19 21:09:10 +0000 2011

Admittedly the blacklight room already breaks the Corvette Diner 50s theme but the Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bazaar poster is going too far

Thu Aug 18 15:29:38 +0000 2011

Watched Blur – T in the Park last night. Do they get better or is singing shittily & out of key just Damon Albarn’s ‘thing’?

Wed Aug 17 23:01:02 +0000 2011

Keep thinking agency on Mad Men is named Sterling Archer Associates, then get distracted thinking about how awesome that premise would be

Wed Aug 17 20:55:08 +0000 2011

A writer writing to other writers about writing does not seem like worthwhile networking unless one’s aim is to be a writing teacher.

Wed Aug 17 15:40:14 +0000 2011

Though I too mourn the loss of canvas for visual art and text in albums, digital booklets are a waste of time for creator & listener alike

Tue Aug 16 19:35:38 +0000 2011

I got an offer claiming $15 for Harmony Balance-Bands is “a $40 value”, rather than the more accurate “$15 for a worthless scam product”

Thu Aug 11 20:57:27 +0000 2011

Caption this picture: what is melancholy devo fan thinking right now? (Photo from http://t.co/mrjTKsF) http://t.co/DrsoAAI

Thu Aug 11 17:56:00 +0000 2011

Kirby: Genesis is all the crazy superheroic action you crave without the bitter aftertaste of corporate indifference #trythisindycomic

Thu Aug 11 02:33:49 +0000 2011

God T.H.U.N.D.E.R Agents is awesome. I hope it doesn’t get completely buried and forgotten in the New 52 push.

Thu Aug 11 02:15:02 +0000 2011

Tip of the hat to Scott Snyder for a stellar scripting job on his Detective Comics run–looking forward to Batman run starting next month.

Wed Aug 10 20:58:09 +0000 2011

I like few bands enough to bother listening to a remix collection and I’m afraid Radiohead’s music hasn’t been rewarding enough for years

Wed Aug 10 17:12:40 +0000 2011

Watched the Horrors’ Glastonbury set last night: not bad, not great. Lyrics too simplistic and repetitive, songs a bit flimsy. 3 stars

Mon Aug 08 22:06:46 +0000 2011

Lord knows I loves me some metal but the whole “No really look how EEEEVIL I am” act some people in the genre pull is painfully corny

Sat Aug 06 00:46:35 +0000 2011

I’m fine with Lorne not changing out any SNL cast but I better not see any Deep House Dish, Target Lady, or What’s Up With That next season

Fri Aug 05 19:55:20 +0000 2011

Musical considerations aside, bands that dress up to look “old-timey” give me shudders of revulsion

Fri Aug 05 17:34:10 +0000 2011

You know what’s hot? Someone who knows the difference between ‘discrete’/'discreet’ and ‘reign’/'rein’

Tue Aug 02 21:44:50 +0000 2011

…kids of today should defend themselves against false nostalgia for Ten and Nevermind.

Tue Aug 02 21:44:37 +0000 2011

Speaking out against false nostalgia in 1994, Eddie Vedder sang “Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70s”…

Tue Aug 02 16:28:43 +0000 2011

I wonder if they anticipated the line “You’re the fucked-up version of Amy Winehouse” playing the way it does now http://t.co/xkuqwO4

Mon Aug 01 18:21:33 +0000 2011

Capitalizing the W in ‘Wanna’ really sells the desperate yearning and insecurity underpinning this pitch http://t.co/v7Z3ktA

Fri Jul 29 21:58:15 +0000 2011

Any album that’s reissued and hasn’t been out of print for at least five years is just a lame cashgrab *koff* ArcadeFireLadyGaga

Wed Jul 27 15:46:37 +0000 2011

Tineye would be useful if it worked better or at all, seems like there’s a space in the online spectrum for that if someone wants to step up

Tue Jul 26 01:35:49 +0000 2011

No device of mine is truly set up until its background is set to earthlights.jpg

Sun Jul 24 21:08:00 +0000 2011

J genuinely offended at my suggestion it will be awesome when the Starship Enterprise shows up in Game Of Thrones book 6

Thu Jul 21 23:12:28 +0000 2011

This Katie MacAlister seems to be a prime offender, title after title and each one a worse groaner than the last

Thu Jul 21 23:02:44 +0000 2011

Wow, there sure are a lot of shitty-looking chicklit vampire books

Thu Jul 21 19:27:54 +0000 2011

There’s a lesson regarding the efficacy of legislation here somewhere http://t.co/aXzYM2g

Wed Jul 20 02:28:53 +0000 2011

@venturajm Nope, live stuff, 2 full hours of it. Bored me stiff, kept thinking surely they’d would play something interesting anytime but no

Tue Jul 19 17:44:15 +0000 2011

Bobby Fuller: Never to be forgotten. http://t.co/teGDJUX

Mon Jul 18 22:38:03 +0000 2011

I’d like to say I’ll miss Borders, but I haven’t found shopping at one enjoyable in quite awhile. Still, it was good when it was good.

Mon Jul 18 21:09:18 +0000 2011

Checked out some Widespread Panic music this weekend, found it all fairly tepid & unambitious. Decided I don’t really like Widespread Panic.

Sun Jul 17 17:45:34 +0000 2011

Every article on Battles for the past several months, summarized: “There sure are three guys in the band now instead of four”

Sun Jul 17 16:03:42 +0000 2011

The entirety of Broken Lizard Standup summarized: “Hey, you guys have all seen Super Troopers and are TOTALLY HIGH, right? Right?”

Sat Jul 16 00:34:12 +0000 2011

Thinking this might be a good candidate for the cover photo of album #2 http://t.co/oflpoBN

Fri Jul 15 21:30:16 +0000 2011

@laurensnuggles Jiffy Lube blows and several have been fined for unnecessary services. Hop on Yelp and find a good nonchain auto shop

Fri Jul 15 18:52:17 +0000 2011

See, everyone knows Palin is a joke except Newsweek http://t.co/ENEbaUt

Fri Jul 15 17:14:23 +0000 2011

Also Hooky’s Joy Division rerecordings are embarrassing and cringeworthy so well done on burning bridges there

Fri Jul 15 17:09:57 +0000 2011

“I know that our all bickering physically hurts the fans and destroys what they loved” Don’t worry Hooky it does neither http://t.co/pQfWUPE

Wed Jul 13 21:53:31 +0000 2011

I like how people are suddenly stricken by the breakup of a band that has done fuck-all for 4 years despite never noticing their absence

Wed Jul 13 18:20:57 +0000 2011

Landmark Forum seminars: far better experienced vicariously via entertaining stream of tweets. http://t.co/5daXMJl

Tue Jul 12 19:29:57 +0000 2011

Spotted some twit driving a Saab eating a bowl of cereal from his lap–milk, fruit and all. Just one tap on the brakes could ruin his day…

Sat Jul 09 17:57:48 +0000 2011

Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), classic Eno for Saturday morning – China My China by Brian Eno, from #SoundHound http://bit.ly/qnsfM6

Mon Jul 04 06:38:28 +0000 2011

You know, every time I hear Pearl Jam I think “Maybe this will be the awesome thing that knocks me out” and it just never happens.

Sun Jul 03 16:57:26 +0000 2011

Finding it really hard to care about any of Marvel’s Fear Itself. At least we know Flashpoint is going somewhere; this doesn’t seem to be.

Wed Jun 29 00:11:50 +0000 2011

Wow, seriously, Newsweek? In what way is this ridiculous bullshit remotely news? What an awful publication. http://t.co/N2VuMzl

Tue Jun 28 19:25:55 +0000 2011

Prince and Morrissey are making themselves relics by refusing to adapt: http://t.co/Sc6qtkp

Fri Jun 24 03:30:58 +0000 2011

Tried to watch This Movie Is Broken, had to turn off 10 minutes in due to dire acting and awful cliche-ridden script. Wow, so bad

Wed Jun 22 05:42:51 +0000 2011

I bet parts of this sound unlikely to many. Not me, or anyone else ever paid to write. http://t.co/BpT6SWj

Mon Jun 20 20:49:30 +0000 2011

Also, how did I miss that Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock are married? That’s totally the kind of thing I tend to know despite myself.

Mon Jun 20 20:43:31 +0000 2011

I think it’s funny that grasping for an example of a terrible male performer, Jason Mraz is the first to pop to mind. http://t.co/KRLhYmQ

Sun Jun 19 16:40:56 +0000 2011

“My Game of Thrones app isn’t loading fast enough!” #firstworldproblems

Sat Jun 18 02:48:05 +0000 2011

Wow, Single White Spenny is incredibly clumsy and amateurish. Embarrassingly obvious wish-fulfilment fantasy, unfunny, hard to get through.

Sat Jun 18 00:49:04 +0000 2011

Watching Rifftrax Star Trek Generations, may god have mercy on us. I swear it wasn’t even me who picked it.

Fri Jun 17 06:34:48 +0000 2011

@karmiclife just put the folder on shuffle

Fri Jun 17 04:17:46 +0000 2011

Just watching a whole bunch of Rifftrax shorts

Wed Jun 15 21:36:45 +0000 2011

Pt. 3 of my #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 recap is up now, ft. 1 Less Reason, Unwritten Law, Evan Watson, The Wedding & more http://t.co/TRVshkr

Wed Jun 15 18:35:35 +0000 2011

A comedian’s site should have samples of comedy, not commercial acting work. Unconvincing ALL CAPS blurb doesn’t cut it http://t.co/Ad69VVU

Mon Jun 13 23:21:23 +0000 2011

Now that Game of Thrones is getting down to it we finally get answers to the important questions:they’re called ‘gingers’ in this world too

Mon Jun 13 17:30:47 +0000 2011

Aaron goes to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 pt 2 up now: GIVERS, Ali Handal, Dead Sara, Drive A, Kopek, Shakti Tribe http://t.co/6AgUmTx

Sun Jun 12 05:19:41 +0000 2011

Watching Take Me Home Tonight. Have been on the verge of turning it off the whole time, it’s kind of a POS.

Sat Jun 11 17:34:28 +0000 2011

It’s hard to deny that a good number of DC’s 52 relaunch series feel like the ‘DC Explosion’ titles of the late 70s #quicklycanceled

Thu Jun 09 18:29:36 +0000 2011

Conversely, I’d have bet good money there was no way DC could possibly make a Stormwatch series interesting but with @Paul_Cornell, it is.

Thu Jun 09 18:22:56 +0000 2011

Marvel had better step up its PR game. Yet another obnoxiously obvious X-Men relaunch coupled with terrible Greg Land art ain’t cutting it.

Thu Jun 09 15:35:20 +0000 2011

On Invincible #80: Well if that wasn’t the most Kirkmany Kirkman comic that ever Kirkmaned I don’t know what is. Coast City/The Pitt anyone?

Thu Jun 09 06:10:02 +0000 2011

The worst part about seeing Robert Plant is all the people who really just want a sad echo of something they saw 35 years ago.

Thu Jun 09 03:42:53 +0000 2011

I don’t understand why it takes longer to get a drink at Copley Symphony Hall than anywhere else in the world

Thu Jun 09 03:27:41 +0000 2011

Creepy Creeps’ show doesn’t really work in a theater setting but they seem like they’d tear up the right club.

Wed Jun 08 17:24:49 +0000 2011

Really glad Paul Levitz’ LSH book isn’t going away but honestly surprised to find DC still thinks the market can support 2 Legion books.

Tue Jun 07 17:15:11 +0000 2011

I went to #SunsetSessions Rock 2011 and wrote about it. In this post: Transfer, AWOLNATION, and Deep Dark Robot. http://bit.ly/mrRtOT

Mon Jun 06 22:44:59 +0000 2011

Godspeed to producer Martin Rushent — I hope in death he is confused with Martin Hannett far less often.

Mon Jun 06 03:23:31 +0000 2011

Whatever happened to Argyle from Die Hard

Sat Jun 04 19:31:33 +0000 2011

Bends’ Moon Knight series really not doing it for me. And seriously, Echo again? Reads like the cliche of BMB talktalktalk empty writing.

Sat Jun 04 19:16:29 +0000 2011

Avengers Academy 14/14.1: continues to surprise me as one of the most consistent titles Marvel currently releases. Gage gets it–good stuff.

Sat Jun 04 18:11:52 +0000 2011

Amazing Spider-man now reads like Slott trying to get out all his stuff other guys vetoed during the multiwriter era. Get on with it, man.

Sat Jun 04 17:57:05 +0000 2011

Stuart Immonen is one of the best artists working today but man is Fear Itself ever terrible. Just bad writing all around, senseless crap.

Fri Jun 03 04:14:56 +0000 2011

Why does all food served in catering trays smell exactly the same

Tue May 31 03:59:20 +0000 2011

Closing it out with The Infidel

Tue May 31 01:23:02 +0000 2011

Movie Memorial Day: Pootie Tang, Rifftrax X-Men, In the Loop, Limitless

Sat May 28 21:56:17 +0000 2011

The new manners: when a person uses a cellphone in a movie theater, it is considered proper to throw popcorn at them until it is put away.

Sat May 28 06:08:58 +0000 2011

All I can say is Grant Morrison better be writing some Flash here or I’m gonna be pissed

Sat May 28 01:54:15 +0000 2011

I was all pissed off at the UPS guy for taking all day to deliver my package but then he showed up blasting the Misfits

Fri May 27 04:10:29 +0000 2011

Watched about 10 mins of Protest the Hero – Gallop Meets the Earth Live and just couldn’t take it seriously.

Fri May 27 00:47:00 +0000 2011

The Jesus Lizard albums Albini didn’t record sound so weird.

Mon May 23 22:27:35 +0000 2011

I don’t know or care who Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas are but I do know UK law doesn’t apply to me and I support unconditionally free speech

Sat May 21 15:42:39 +0000 2011

I guess this is the day everyone says something terribly unfunny about the supposed Rapture so let this stand as my contribution.

Fri May 20 01:37:13 +0000 2011

Bank of America, call me to push your pointless identity theft protection product just once more & I’ll see how fast I can switch banks

Thu May 19 17:44:21 +0000 2011

Hmm, mayhap Obama has been revisiting Slanted & Enchanted of late–let’s see if he says 40 million daggers must be sheathed to achieve peace

Thu May 19 16:02:13 +0000 2011

Whoa WordPress looks totally different for me now. I guess that’s what happens when you upgrade versions from 2.3.3 (3 years old) to 3.1.2

Wed May 18 20:50:23 +0000 2011

“Velvet Revolver’s music isn’t very good and it was all about the money,” well duh. Music tell-all revelations aren’t what they used to be

Wed May 18 02:20:44 +0000 2011

Yuck is a lot better as far as not-entirely-original recentish UK wannabe-US-sounding bands with debut LPs out go

Wed May 18 01:28:34 +0000 2011

This Vaccines album kind of sucks and is boring

Tue May 17 16:37:49 +0000 2011

Flash Fact: I outnerded the internet with comic book knowledge http://bit.ly/lqNuYu

Mon May 16 15:38:52 +0000 2011

Recently finished Jeffrey Brown books Little Things & Any Easy Intimacy http://twitpic.com/4yhray

Tue May 10 22:48:48 +0000 2011

You can tell Waters helped select the new Floyd best-of: he’s the only person in the world who thinks “Fletcher Memorial Home” belongs there

Mon May 09 21:16:38 +0000 2011

Starting to think that not only am I completely done playing any cover songs, I may also be done listening to cover material. It’s boring.

Sat May 07 20:36:16 +0000 2011

Marvel’s Fear Itself is sort of incomprehensible and lacking any kind of actual story but man Stuart Immonen sure can draw.

Thu May 05 02:43:25 +0000 2011

The short story in this issue kind of sucked too.

Thu May 05 01:56:19 +0000 2011

George Jones article in Playboy reads like the author did an interview, got nothing out of him, and made up some personal BS to fill it out

Wed May 04 03:33:07 +0000 2011

About 20 mins in on Foo Fighters: Back And Forth and it seems really well-done. http://t.co/KzSTpOO

Tue May 03 17:42:53 +0000 2011

You know what’s a good feeling? Being completely caught up on one’s work. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Sun May 01 20:08:43 +0000 2011

Reading Beginners I pretty much think Gordon Lish’s editing job on What We Talk About When We Talk About Love amounts to criminal vandalism

Sat Apr 30 15:03:07 +0000 2011

Up early for Saturday. Listening to Smog. Going to read Carver.

Wed Apr 27 22:25:38 +0000 2011

While Donald Glover’s concert was mediocre, I’m surprised more media celebs don’t do similar tours to milk it while they have the chance

Wed Apr 27 06:28:56 +0000 2011

The properties of art aren’t additive–cf. Donald Glover @ Belly Up, a 2 star comedy set + a 2 star rap set = a 2 star show.

Wed Apr 27 06:21:35 +0000 2011

I feel like I just paid to finance Donald Glover’s fantasy of being an actual musician.

Tue Apr 26 20:19:45 +0000 2011

Painting a peace sign and flowers on the spare tire cover of one’s vintage VW Microbus seems more than a bit on the nose

Mon Apr 25 22:41:40 +0000 2011

No sympathy for anyone complaining the internet is boring. If you can’t guide your own entertainment don’t expect the world to cater to you.

Fri Apr 22 03:27:39 +0000 2011

Haha, “We’re DFA 1979, stick around for Duran Duran”. Sorry DD, you have been replaced with Kanye

Fri Apr 22 02:31:59 +0000 2011

Living room Coachella continues tonight with Cold War Kids and Death From Above 1979

Thu Apr 21 05:12:58 +0000 2011

The Swell Season is going off, in an unexpectedly uptempo way

Thu Apr 21 04:43:52 +0000 2011

PJ Harvey’s set is mesmerizing.

Thu Apr 21 04:09:42 +0000 2011

Well the National’s Coachella set was better than the Strokes’ but then they had the advantage of being a better band playing better music

Thu Apr 21 01:54:38 +0000 2011

For some it was last weekend but tonight is my Coachella, here in my living room. The Strokes on now, the National up next, followed by…?

Thu Apr 21 00:57:45 +0000 2011

Two months ago I’d never heard of Odd Future and now I’m completely sick of hearing about them. Such are the risks of instant overexposure

Wed Apr 20 15:54:23 +0000 2011

Wow, Angelfire is totally a thing that still actually exists. Worth taking the time to excavate antediluvian logon/delete ancient website(s)

Wed Apr 20 02:27:48 +0000 2011

Just watchin’ a bunch of Rifftrax shorts in a row

Tue Apr 19 21:23:24 +0000 2011

Apple does a lot of things right but: the most ubiquitous Apple product is Itunes, and it’s a horrible POS that everyone hates and resents

Tue Apr 19 19:40:36 +0000 2011

There is and always has been something fundamentally uninteresting about the Smithereens, despite a few catchy tunes. Too formalist/retro?

Mon Apr 18 04:40:11 +0000 2011

I’m almost sorry to have to give up my weekend of saying “No, we can’t watch Game Of Thrones, the New York Times says women won’t like it”

Sun Apr 17 19:49:59 +0000 2011

Kitchen Nightmares US is such a fluffy reality-show POS compared to the original UK show, especially now

Sun Apr 17 17:06:59 +0000 2011

A little Emitt Rhodes goes a long way. Too much McCartney, not enough Beefheart

Sun Apr 17 01:55:19 +0000 2011

Anthony Michael Hall definitely should have been Jimmy Olsen at some point

Sun Apr 17 00:44:28 +0000 2011

The computer networking in Weird Science is bizarrely fascinating.

Sat Apr 16 18:31:21 +0000 2011

The Daytrotter downloader reeks of “Well, we spent all this money to develop this useless POS interface so we’re damn well gonna use it”

Wed Apr 13 22:52:42 +0000 2011

“There’s nothing to do in the midwest but dream” ~ @josepharthur. Yeah, that’s pretty much right on–dream about getting the hell OUT!

Wed Apr 13 19:26:18 +0000 2011

Finally updated the music info page of my site at http://aaronpoehler.com/music.html with both up-to-date info and stuff about old projects

Wed Apr 13 15:55:04 +0000 2011

Also bands, really: don’t do the ‘everybody wearing sunglasses in the picture’ thing. You don’t look like the Blues Brothers, you look dumb.

Wed Apr 13 15:40:35 +0000 2011

Seriously people stop naming your band The Black _____s. NOBODY CAN TELL YOU APART

Tue Apr 12 00:57:16 +0000 2011

Daytrotter sessions sure have the potential to be cool if they didn’t sound like 128kbps crap. The downloader is ridiculously awful as well.

Sat Apr 09 16:53:59 +0000 2011

Peter Tomasi, everyone thinks it’s incredibly pretentious that your credit is “story & words” instead of just “writer” or “scripter,” FYI

Sat Apr 09 16:30:47 +0000 2011

Man Brian Bendis sure thinks the Hood is an interesting character. Too bad he doesn’t convey that in his writing for shit

Wed Apr 06 18:44:13 +0000 2011

Definitely been laughing a lot as I catch up on Community but with s01e23 “Modern Warfare” the show takes a place as one of my favorites.

Tue Apr 05 00:24:11 +0000 2011

In 50 yrs no one will be able to parse any qualitative difference between “Friday” and “Born This Way”

Sat Apr 02 16:15:54 +0000 2011

Can’t get this Raymond Carver line read 2 days ago out of my head: “He never knew what Jerry wanted. But it started and ended with a rock.”

Sat Apr 02 05:22:29 +0000 2011

The Flash episode “Twin Streaks” features a guy from Twin Peaks. Just got that, 20 years after the fact.

Sat Apr 02 02:53:10 +0000 2011

FX chain http://twitpic.com/4fwhme

Fri Apr 01 22:57:06 +0000 2011

So apparently there’s someone I know who has never seen DIE HARD. What has happened to America’s educational system??

Thu Mar 31 06:34:45 +0000 2011

Just finished Lowside of the Road: A Life of Tom Waits. Amazon reviews pretty much tell the story here.

Thu Mar 31 04:49:42 +0000 2011

“This class is like a redhead who drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. I suggest you all get her number.”

Tue Mar 29 17:30:54 +0000 2011

I see now Paypal is integrating its own credit card upsell. Oh Paypal, you never disappoint in finding new ways to be awful and crappy

Sun Mar 27 04:37:16 +0000 2011

And now: Rifftrax Reign Of Fire

Fri Mar 25 00:45:39 +0000 2011

Books finished this week http://twitpic.com/4cxoqv

Thu Mar 24 19:59:57 +0000 2011

Two things I don’t do: 1. Read the Huffington Post 2. Work for free

Wed Mar 23 17:52:22 +0000 2011

What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”

Tue Mar 22 21:00:33 +0000 2011

Hey @chrisbrown do us all a favor and go away forever; failing that at least stop hitting things to express your limited range of emotion

Mon Mar 21 21:38:32 +0000 2011

I’m sure tired of listening to this album but as soon as I decide not to double-check everything then bang, there’ll be a massive glitch

Thu Mar 17 21:15:06 +0000 2011

Finally unsubscribing from Borders Rewards email after years–too little signal-to-noise, too little reward, and of late, too many untruths.

Mon Mar 14 23:50:24 +0000 2011

Dude begging at intersection wearing “Class of 2010 — WE RUN THIS” t-shirt

Mon Mar 14 04:00:41 +0000 2011

…but I have to admit I laughed a lot more at tonight’s Bob’s Burgers

Mon Mar 14 03:32:21 +0000 2011

After all this time I’m still happy to see a new episode of The Simpsons.

Sun Mar 13 09:38:31 +0000 2011

These Jessie J musical performances are almost fascinatingly terrible.

Sun Mar 13 09:18:09 +0000 2011

This Jessie J on SNL: so who canceled last minute? Not ready for prime time or late night

Sun Mar 13 07:24:29 +0000 2011

If you don’t know what playing “in the pocket” means go see The Bellrays

Sun Mar 13 05:46:24 +0000 2011

Firethorn’s standard riff rock with cowbell is leaving me unmoved, but the bass is solid

Sun Mar 13 05:25:56 +0000 2011

Opening band at Casbah has those weird clear drums

Sun Mar 13 04:55:07 +0000 2011

Food was decent but if 8PM Sat is dead at Fat City Steakhouse when do they make money?

Sat Mar 12 21:09:45 +0000 2011

The sound on the new REM album kind of sucks. Hypercompressed, can’t get into it.

Sat Mar 12 18:24:00 +0000 2011

It’s not a “supergroup” if you have to explain who all the band members are

Sat Mar 12 06:16:44 +0000 2011

…and about ten fewer songs

Sat Mar 12 06:14:40 +0000 2011

Tangled could really use some Machete-style ultraviolence

Fri Mar 11 15:04:45 +0000 2011

Baffling mysteries of the iPhone: why on earth can’t you adjust the alarm snooze time?

Wed Mar 09 23:06:37 +0000 2011

The Kids Are All Right was really well made bar only that I felt naming the kid “Laser” out of nowhere slightly violated Chekhov’s gun rule.

Wed Mar 09 19:11:24 +0000 2011

Borders, no one with a functioning brain is signing up for your Rewards Plus program right now so please just stop spamming about it

Tue Mar 08 22:21:27 +0000 2011

Well I can see one reason why not http://twitpic.com/47l4m4

Tue Mar 08 21:39:22 +0000 2011

Scrobbling no more: shut down and deleted the last.fm account I had for five years because really who cares

This is why: Matt Fraction on the heartbreak of indie art

To be honest I haven’t really been enjoying a lot of Matt Fraction’s recent Marvel writing and I never did get around to reading Casanova (the return of which is this interview’s putative subject) but I thought he encapsulated something here I’ve never really seen expressed before this well and this concisely.

No one ever talks about how the heartbreak of independent comics is that all your friends let you down. We never say that out loud. We never come out and say, “You know what’s bullsh*t? How my best friend didn’t produce work on time.” That’s the thing. It’s a hurtful, painful thing. No one ever talks about that. What happens when you ruin your relationships with all your friends because life gets in the way and you fumble, because doing this much work for free is a motherf*cker. No one comes out and says, “Doing this much work for free is a motherf*cker.”

If you’ve ever wondered why your town — every town — doesn’t have dozens of cool bands putting out new music all the time; a wide variety of blogs, zines, books, and other publications microfocused on the concerns and issues of the community; and a supportive, collaborative environment in which people of all kinds produce and share the fruits of their creativity freely and without fear: this is why.

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Fuck off, Lou Gramm

If there’s anything I love, it’s the intra-band bitching that leaks after a band breaks up. While there’s money to be made people hold their tongues, but as soon as the door closes you always get some choice tidbits.

Former Foreigner lead singer Lou Gramm moaned to Spinner recently:

As you tour the country, there’s another version of Foreigner out there with another lead singer, just like Journey, Styx and several other big bands from that era. Is that a strange thing to know that you’re being “replicated,” in a sense?

It is. It totally is. But what’s stranger to me is that, as I’ve learned talking to people who see those shows, is that in many cases the audience, especially if they’re younger, don’t even know it’s not the original lead singer. In Foreigner’s case, as I understand it, the singer was actually trained to deliver pretty much exactly everything as I did it, note for note. If I were in the audience and learned that while I was there, I’d get up and leave. I think when the band name remains the exact same, but something as important as the lead vocal is different, it’s misleading. It’s like false advertising.

Now, this is a pretty baffling exchange for a few reasons, not least Spinner interviewer Chris Epting going all the way around the barn there instead of simply using the common and familiar word “replaced”. Both act like replacement members in touring classic rock bands from the 70s is somehow a brand new and disturbing trend when in fact it is absolutely 100% the status quo.  There is no way anyone who gives enough of a shit about Foreigner to go see them isn’t aware nearly every other band they like (Chicago, Lynyrd Skynyrd, REO Speedwagon, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, the Rolling Stones, Queen, Yes, Heart, Van Halen, Def Leppard, the bands mentioned above by Epting, um, basically every band ever played on classic rock radio ever) features a mix of supporting players filling in the spaces left around the few remaining functional originals. This is in no way surprising or disheartening for bands whose heydays were thirty years ago. That’s why on the rare occasions you have an all-original-members tour by any classic rock act it’s promoted heavily, because if you don’t everyone assumes the opposite.

It’s especially ludicrous in reference to fucking Foreigner, which was never a cohesive unit in the Beatles/Zep manner: the band changed rhythm sections and additional players constantly, with guitarist/bandleader Mick Jones (yes he and the guy from the Clash have the same name, let’s move on please) and Gramm remaining the only constants until Gramm quit and was replaced in 1990. Of course, Gramm did rejoin for several years after discovering for the first time that no one gave a shit about Lou Gramm singing outside of the context of Foreigner, but considering everyone else in Foreigner including him had been replaced by Jones before, it’s idiotic to pretend his being replaced post-2003 is in any way shocking. Yes, the current lineup features just one member who played on their classic radio hits, but the lineup from 1992-2003 with Gramm singing had two. Cheap Trick, this band ain’t.

Coincidentally, I happened to catch Foreigner’s Rockin’ at the Ryman blu-ray recently and given what I saw there, I suspect I know the root cause of Gramm’s whining: no one gives a shit he’s not in the band.  I can’t lay claim to ever having been a big Foreigner fan, but after watching the performance I have to give it up: the group delivers a surprisingly convincing and coherent set. It’s impossible to deny the pros Jones has drawn together from such second- and third tier bands as Hurricane (best known, no shit, for having members who were brothers of the dudes from Quiet Riot) and Dokken play the songs properly and recognizably, delivering a crowd-pleasing set I have to admit found a whole lot more enjoyable than I would have predicted. Against all odds, they never come across as half-hearted or worn-out journeymen — the band plays together well without slavishly imitating the licks from the records. They look like they’re having fun, they look like a rock band, they play exceptionally well and surprisingly expressively. In the end, they manage not only to sound like an actual band, but to sound like, well, Foreigner.

As per usual (for vocalists in particular) what’s really behind Gramm’s outburst is bruised ego. There was never any deception or intention to fool anyone into thinking current singer Kelly Hansen is Gramm — in fact, Jones goes out of his way on Rockin’ at the Ryman to thank Hansen in such a way that it makes clear to the audience he wasn’t the original singer, but gives him credit for doing a great job filling in. So he sings Foreigner songs like they are on the records? What a fucking shock! Should he sing them like they were Hurricane songs? Is that what the audience paid to hear?

No, it’s not. When people buy a ticket to see band like Foreigner they want to hear the songs they know from the radio, sounding like the songs they know, played enjoyably and well, and based on what I saw on Rockin’ at the Ryman, they get it. Gramm’s presence is simply not necessary. Would some audience members prefer Gramm up there, well sure, probably. But no one knows better than the classic rock audience that you can’t always get what you want — especially when it comes to live performances of songs that were radio hits in 1977. And to imply anyone was lied to or tricked is so ridiculous and self-serving it helps illuminate Jones’ reasons for moving forward without Gramm: like a spurned spouse, Gramm wanted nothing more than for Jones to fail without him, therefore proving his irreplaceably unique genius was crucial to the band’s success. And when the real world doesn’t confirm his out-of-proportion assessment of his own importance, he lashes out: well it must be Mick’s fault then! I’m still special! I’m still special!

Fuck off, Lou Gramm.

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Elking Thoughts on comics: DC Universe wrap-ups (Superman, Simone’s Secret Six & Birds of Prey, Flashpoint tie-ins), DC Retroactive, Marvel Big Shots

I don’t think it really hit me until this week that with DC Comics’ “New 52″ linewide relaunch beginning next month, August is basically linewide endings as they (hastily, in some cases) wrap up their current line. I picked up the final issue of the Superman ‘Grounded’ storyline (#714) more out of curiosity than anything — remember, it was a similar wrap-up that brought us Alan Moore’s “Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?” so it wasn’t out of the question the thing would be decent. I certainly wasn’t expecting much: it’s hard to imagine a coherent storyline remaining anywhere after the penultimate chapter has been unceremoniously yanked and replaced with a years-old inventory story about Superman’s dog.  My impression of Chris Roberson’s fill-in run as writer is that he’s spent a lot of time doing damage control, explaining away all the dumbass out of character bits J. Michael Straczynski wrote before leaving — which may not be entirely accurate, seeing as all I’ve read of Roberson’s run is his first issue on the book, the Flash issue, and this one — and there’s more of the same here, followed by a perfunctory everything-relaunches-next-month-so-nothing-we-do-matters wrapup ending that manages to be so boring I can hardly believe it: (****SPOILER ALERT*****) Superman gives signal watches to his friends so they can work together better and somehow thereby save the Earth and somehow that totally doesn’t stand out at all in a time when practically no one wears watches anymore and anyway it seems like text messaging would work just as well as a communication medium but oh well the end.  Upon closing the book I thought something I bet I’m going to be thinking a lot this month: “Well, that was pretty shitty, but at least it’s over.” As a longtime reader, sometimes one has to accept that as the most satisfaction you’re going to get from some comics.

Also, I’m not really one to speculate on the amount of effort put into any creative work or to draw unsupportable correlations between amount of effort expended and perceived quality of finished work, but John Cassaday’s cover work on this series sure has looked lazy and uninspired.  At one time it seemed he could do no wrong but I can’t even recall the last time his work looked more than passable. Granted there’s a lot wrong with this run that striking cover art can’t fix, but it certainly doesn’t help that all of his work for the series (the giant S logo first issue aside) has been static, pedestrian, and occasionally cringeworthy (#705). Taking a look at the collected covers of the run I keep spotting some semi-decent covers I missed along the way, but clicking to fullsize inevitably reveals each is a variant alternate cover by another artist, each of which far surpasses whatever cover Cassaday contributed. George Perez’ alternate cover on this issue is a really nice piece of work, Cassaday’s makes Superman look like a halfwit.

Gail Simone ended Secret Six really well this week; though the book had fallen into my “I’ll get to it when I have time” category of late, resulting in a stack of eight or nine issues I had to catch up on first, the book remained consistent thoughout its run even if the art quality did decline (somewhat inevitable for a second- or third-tier book as good, quick artists tend to get poached away quickly). This issue takes the concept out on a high note, wrapping up in appropriate fashion and reminding readers of the series’ unique qualities. Hopefully whatever follows won’t instantly piss all over the series; unfortunately the upcoming Suicide Squad book doesn’t look too promising, but let’s leave next month to next month for now.

I caught up and finished out Simone’s Birds of Prey run as well; though the series technically doesn’t end until this week (I think) the last two issues are a Marc Andreyko two-part fill-in so she’s been done for a bit. This run didn’t work as well as her previous Birds stint; as noted elsewhere, constantly shifting artists make consistent tone impossible and though the characters retain their personalities and signature charm (i.e. Simone making sex/internet jokes through their mouths) the stories didn’t really seem to go anywhere or do anything. More than anything the series feels like a casualty of DC editorial’s constantly changing directions and shifting priorities over the past few years; hopefully they’re committed enough to the New 52 direction for Simone’s new Batgirl series (one of the books I’m most looking forward to, actually) to avoid such pitfalls. *koff*

Along with the regular DCU books, all the three-issue Flashpoint tie-in miniseries finish up this month as well. It’s little surprise that the Azzarello/Risso Batman: Knight of Vengeance book is far and away the standout, this conclusion featuring a stunning sequence that would justify the book’s existence even if the rest were garbage, which it’s not. So far, this is the one story told within the Flashpoint framework that works well enough to survive outside of it; it helps that Azzarello does more as a writer than just say “Okay, in the world of Flashpoint Ambush Bug has Firefly’s powers and is an Australian woman” and expect the reader to give a shit. It comes across as a solid Elseworlds tale of the sort that might have appeared in Legends of the Dark Knight once upon a time.

It’s difficult not to feel disappointed at Secret Seven for featuring something like six pages of George Perez art in the first issue with the rest of the series filled out by what looks like either an assistant or an imitator, but even if the wrapup was more of the same-old-same-old wholesale killing of alternate versions of familiar characters that typifies these stories, at least there’s a nice gesture for fans of Milligan’s old Vertigo Shade the Changing Man series buried in there, so that’s something anyway.  Maybe this book will turn out to have a whole bunch of hints hidden within about the New 52 status of these characters, maybe not, I don’t know. And maybe if Perez had drawn the whole thing I’d be enticed to reexamine the book later on, but all in all I’d characterize it as disappointing — and I’m someone who read enough of Ostrander’s Suicide Squad to actually care about these third-tier characters, so I can’t imagine most people finding this essential reading.

I’m enjoying the DC Retroactive specials (probably disproportionately to their quality, honestly) but one thing they really reinforce is how temporary any particular interpretation of these characters are, particularly once you get below the A level. I mean, a villain like Abra Kadabra is generally only going to show up once every four or five years anyway, so when the relaunch cycle tightens to the point you have four Flash relaunches in five years (not an exaggeration) every appearance of the character becomes essentially a new reimagining by an entirely different creative team. It’s a good perspective on the flexibility of serial characters: don’t bother get too worked up about whatever way they screw up in any relaunch, because whatever doesn’t sell will be canceled, everything that’s taken out now will be reinserted later by someone else, and whatever doesn’t work will be forgotten — except by continuity detail obsessives, who are clearly not the target audience for these things anymore. If something as dumb/disturbing/outdated/all-around WTF as Comet the Super-Horse can’t be successfully and permanently removed from the DCU without someone eventually putting it back, nothing can.

Also, who chose the reprint stories for the Retroactive books? Because if there’s one story the audience for these books has already read about eighty times and almost certainly has at least three printings of already, it’s “No Evil Shall Escape My Sight!” which was stuck in the Green Lantern 70s book for some reason. That’s not a bonus. It doesn’t even make sense thematically since main artist Mike Grell didn’t draw it. Fortunately they picked a great reprint story for the Flash 80s book — in which the main story was enjoyable, if hampered by a shitty coloring job that somehow managed to be both garish and murky along with error-ridden — but missed the trick by not including the killer cover by current Flashpoint artist Andy Kubert so I addressed that omission by putting it at the top of this page. (You’re welcome.)

Art inconsistencies kept the Wonder Woman 80s issue from resembling a product of that era even slightly — definitely not up to the standard set by the Gene Colan work in the reprint — but it’s good to see some things never change, like Roy Thomas compulsively taking a page and a half in every issue to recap old stories no one but him and Mark Waid give a crap about. This issue was a minor pleasure at best, but I have to admit chuckling when I saw the selected reprint was the story right after Diana got her new halter top.

Admittedly I’ve always been a DC guy who buys some Marvel books and DC has really grabbed the spotlight with the relaunch lately and blah blah blah but truth be told, I’m finding it really hard to give even the slightest shit about the mainline Marvel Universe right now. Fear Itself as one of those incoherent non-story crossovers has subsumed the line within a really groan-inducing cover treatment and really seems to bring nothing to the books it derails other than the typical “There sure is a big planetwide tragedy happening right now!” immediacy. I’d been enjoying Avengers Academy but the recent “War is hell, even comic book war” issues, while well written and drawn, are just too steeped in the false drama and pathos of Fear Itself to describe as enjoyable. I’m hoping the book gets back to what it was doing (well) soon.

Marvel’s recent ‘Big Shots’ branded second-tier relaunches would seem to be more up my alley, although I’m already completely bored with the Bendis/Maleev Moon Knight after four issues. I can’t really blame them for trying a different approach to the character after three or four relaunches by different writers across the last several years have all failed to light up the sky, but correspondingly they can’t blame me as a reader for finding that different approach idiotic.  They should have gone all the way and titled the book “New Avengers Solo” because it’s basically just more of the oft-mocked talky-talky-talk found in Bendis’ other Avengers books, only here the novelty is that the chatty-cathy talking heads are all in the main character’s head so the chatter isn’t punctuated by Big Important Fight Scenes.  The problem is, since it’s all internal that also means the chatter very very rarely does anything to advance the action. Throwing in a guest appearance by the number one Bendis-pet character no one else in the world gives the slightest fuck about doesn’t do a lot to relieve the tedium. This will probably outlast Bendis/Maleev’s similarly boring Spider-Woman series, but I can’t see them sticking with it past a year. I certainly won’t be.

Fortunately I found Mark Waid’s Daredevil #1 enjoyable and pleasantly free of the pervasive “every book must reflect the same view of the Marvel Universe at all times” approach, with sharp art and a less crushingly tragedy-suffused approach than the book has seen of late. It feels a lot like Waid’s Legion of Super-Heroes relaunch actually, which keeps me from getting my hopes too high as a number of Waid’s books seem to start off strong and then drift as they go (Irredeemable has felt that way since the first year, I’m afraid) and I’m not enough of a Daredevil fan to read the book when it’s not all that good (I dropped it after Brubaker quit) but based on Daredevil #1 I’m cautiously optimistic. Keep the art this sharp and I’ll stick around, but if they start subbing out Rivera and Martin for less skilled draftsmen within the first year it might be a problem.

I find myself feeling much the same about Greg Rucka’s parallel Punisher relaunch: I have high hopes for it, but then I’ve had high hopes for every Punisher comic I’ve read since Garth Ennis stopped writing them and those hopes are rarely rewarded. The premiere issue seemed fine, even promising, but I felt like it barely got things rolling — admittedly it’s difficult to show something we haven’t seen in a Punisher story before without going to the FrankenCastle extreme, but I felt like all we really got here was the basic premise of people shooting other people and then getting shot by the Punisher for doing so, without a lot of indication of where Rucka plans to take the series. His approach seems solid enough though and he’s usually dependable working within the crime milieu so I’m on board for the foreseeable future, especially considering how plagued with delays Jason Aaron’s Punisher MAX book has been. In any case Rucka’s approach seems like a good fusion of the hardcore Ennis approach into the less adult Marvel Universe setting, without going to the “let’s have Punisher fight Stilt-Man” extreme of some previous volumes. As Punisher #1′s go, it wasn’t the best (what are we up to now, Punisher v9? v10?), but I’ll put it top five, easy.

Finally: month after month both Zenescope and Antarctic Press continue to print comics and somehow the cover of practically every single issue makes me shudder to think of the people buying them — and even Zenescope and Antarctic can console themselves that at least they’re not Bluewater, duping creators and readers alike with substandard, barely comprehensible garbage produced for miniscule or nonexistent wages.  I guess unsold WTF back issue bin fodder has to come from somewhere, but following in the footsteps of Todd Loren and George Caragonne seems of dubious wisdom and I just don’t get why anyone would bother to put the effort into publishing something guaranteed 1. to be shit and 2. not to make a lot of money.  As the comics industry continues to contract I wonder how long these tiny niche-market publishers can possibly continue to justify printing and distribution; after all, there were many Marvel and DC series that not even 5000 people in the country were interested in buying, and I have to imagine the audience for these indie books is exponentially smaller than even the lowest-selling Marvel/DC book. (Okay, maybe not Street Poet Ray).  Still, as shoddy as these books are — and without any intention of ever reading any of them — I will mourn the day they no longer carry such material on comic shop shelves because comic shops used to be a refuge for weirdos, outcasts, and odd ducks everywhere, and frankly a visit to a comic shop without seeing at least one cover on the rack that makes you shake your head in wonder and disgust isn’t really a trip to the comic shop. Rest in peace, counterculture.

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Who Is Your Spuse Texting?

From Skymall catalog:

 

Poorly-edited copy aside, I find it difficult to believe that either hypothetical character in this paranoiac scenario could ever manage to send the message depicted without tacking some sort of emoticon on at the end — most likely, the ever-salacious winking smiley face. Going out of the way to capitalize the W in ‘Wanna’ really sells the desperate yearning and insecurity underpinning this pitch though, and for that I doff my hat to you, ad mockup graphic designers who have apparently never actually seen a working BlackBerry.

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New music today: “Spray Vandalism”


I realized recently that what with my recent forays into experimentation it’s been a little while since I uploaded a straight-ahead rock song. This one is loud and has a lot of guitars (as well as some salty language) so sensitive ears should beware.

Drums played by Ryan Tully-Doyle, bass played by Paul Szewczyk. Basic tracks recorded by Mark Haemmerle at Haemmerle Productions, mixing and additional recording by Aaron at Clairemont Mobile Garage.

Spray Vandalism by Aaron Poehler

“Spray Vandalism” ©2011 Aaron Poehler and published by Family Scam (ASCAP)

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“The Strange Case of Bobby Fuller” mailbag

I’ve mentioned before that the piece of writing I get the most email about is far and away “The Strange Case of Bobby Fuller”; that hasn’t changed. In recognition of the 45th anniversary of Bobby’s tragic death, some recent communiques:

Aaron:

Rod Crosby, writing you here from El Paso, Texas. I read your “Strange Case” article many years ago, and forgot how absolutely stunning and focused it is in its impact.  I say that, because I just re-read it from top to bottom today, which marks the 45th. year since Bobby’s demise.
Your article is better than a Reader’s Digest, or a Cliff’s Notes, as you touched on every major facet of the band’s story in the longest-short, shortest-long, all inclusive version I have ever read.
Your article is timeless, and more, gets better with age, as does the Bobby Fuller, BF4 legacy, which continues to grow leaps and bounds due to so much interest from people all over the US, and now the world, thanks to the cumulative, talented efforts of people like yourself.
Bobby died one month and 17 days after I got married in ’66, and on the 27th. of this month I turn 66.   My band, Rod Crosby & The Intruders from the ‘ 60′s, is still playing, and the BF4 hit songs are at the core of the set lists.   I’m still carrying on the legacy, and will continue to do as long as I can stand, on or off a stage, and hold a guitar.
I was interviewed today by one of the local ABC affiliates, who is doing a segment on this evening’s news remembering the BF4 on this day.  I was honored to say the least.  They called Rick Stone first, but he was not feeling well, so Rick asked me to go in his stead. Got home, read your article, so it has been quite a day.  Take care, and thanks for everything.

Warm Regards,

Rod Crosby
El Paso, Texas

Thanks again for the kind words, Rod. The news segment is available online here — it turned out pretty good! They got a decent amount of the story in for such a short piece and it’s always nice when Bobby is remembered. (I believe Rick Stone took the haunting photo above.)

maura manning

hello-
i would just like to say that it seems very clear that mr fuller was murdered ( i believe you are right on the melody angle) and then soaked in gas probably to set him on fire in the desert then dumped at his house. i think it is fucking disgusting and the guys that did it ought to be dead and i think they were on lapd to have any influence with the coroner. i would also like to say that he was a truly great musician and person as far as i could tell and it makes me upset to think about it. i have some ideas about whom they are if you were interested.
thanks for writing something truthful about it,
m. manning

Thanks Maura, it says a lot that Bobby’s loss was such that even today the details can be so upsetting. It’s truly tragic to lose someone with such potential.

brian s

Hi Aaron -

I enjoyed your article, on your web site, about Bobby Fuller.

I’m kind of curious as to how, and why, cases, get closed, and ‘sealed.’ I’ll ask my girlfriend about that. She’s a lawyer who commutes to Sacramento, so hopefully she’ll have some info on that.

Meanwhile, I used to do copywriting and proofreading-I’m just a guitar player now-and couldn’t help noticing that you used the phrase, “The Sunshine State”, when you mentioned about Bobby and the band heading off to see record labels while they were in California. California is known as ‘The Golden State’, Florida is the “Sunshine State.”

Not being critical, just showing how it’s not as easy to purge oneself of proofreading ‘issues’ as some might imagine.

Take care,
Brian

P.S. Thanks again for the article; it’s a good one.

Haha, there you go–no matter how much a piece has been gone over — and that one was gone over at least three times before print publication and another time before posting online — there’s always something!

Eric Galati

Dear Mister Poehler,

Thank you very much for your excellent article on Mister Bobby Fuller and the Bobby Fuller Four,”The Strange Case Of Bobby Fuller”. There is so much I should comment upon but for now I shall ask one question and perhaps you will have an answer. You give excellent information on complete sets on compact disk of Mister Fuller and his group,Bobby Fuller Four,which one would never have been easily informed of. One of the unfortunate facts is that the Del Fi sets ,”Never To Be Forgotten” and “Shakedown! The Texas Tapes Revisted” unlike the three volumes of “El Paso Rock” are no longer available, except as used, and the label Del Fi closed after the death of producer and owner Mister Bob Keane. Are you aware of where they are available new at non-exploitative post-modern prices or if another label is planning to reissue them. It truly would be great if Mister Richard Weize’s Bear Family Records were to issue his recordings.

Awaiting your reply.
Have A Blessed And Merry Christmas
God Bless,

Eric Galati

Afraid I don’t have any information on Fuller releases other than what’s on Amazon, but I would hope the rights to Bobby’s music are in the hands of someone that’ll recognize the legacy of his work. A complete box set anthology of the type Bear Family is well-known for producing would of course be ideal, but I would settle for widely available mp3 albums as a lot more realistic in these times.

Gregg Byxbee

Dear Mr. Poehler:
Maybe you can help me figure something out. I’ve searched the Internet for information on when Bobby would have attended Burges High in El Paso but can only find bits and pieces of information … nothing carved in stone. Anyway, I have a 1959 and 1960 Burges High yearbook both show a Bob Fuller but it doesn’t really look like him. Keeping in mind he was a Junior in my 1960 yearbook, so he was around 17 … people do change in 6 years I guess. The 1959 also has a Randell Fuller … could be his brother. Do you know if he would be in any of these yearbooks?

Thank you,

Gregg Byxbee
Florida

Couldn’t tell you, sorry.  Randy is his brother though.

Tom Connole

Thanks for the Bobby Fuller. I really enjoyed reading it.   T

Much appreciated, Tom.

JAMES FREYLER

Hello Aaron -

I’ve read your superb article on Bobby Fuller on your website.  You’ve done a great research job and I was wondering if you could shed any light on a little piece of BF4 trivia.  I have a website Gazzarridancers.com that tells the story about the Gazzarri go-go dancers on the 1964-66 HOLLYWOOD A GO-GO TV show.

One of the dancers that I have recently been in contact with mentioned that she had a close working relationship with Bobby.  She was a go-go dancer (possibly the only one) at “The Cave” , which was located in the Ambassador Hotel (LA area), and said that she always danced when Bobby played there.  Her name back then was Shelley Bonis (she later went on to be one of  Richard Pryor’s many wives).  She also mentioned to me that BF4 appeared once on the Danny Kaye Show (1965?) and she also danced for the band for that gig.  She remembers that they did one song, a cover of the Cannibal & the Headhunters hit, “Land of 1000 Dances”.

During your research on the Bobby story did her name ever come up?  Any info on the Cave or Danny Kaye appearances?  Hope that you find these little tidbits of info interesting and if you can likewise add anything to my story I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks!

Jim Freyler

I don’t recall Shelley’s name coming up specifically or not during the research for the Fuller piece, though it has been a long time. I definitely do recall seeing her name before in conjunction with Pryor, so it’s hard to say at this point. (The page on Shelley Bonis at Jim’s site is really interesting, including the ultra-cool fact she went on to become a professional astronomer and astronomical historian!)

Kevin Patrick

Hi AF

I stumbled on your blog – while doing some research for a post about Bobby Fuller on mine.  Although we disagree about our love for ‘Let Her Dance’, I found your piece and overall work fantastic.  I’d like to link you on my blog link list if that’s ok.  I took the liberty of directing folks to your article on Bobby.  I’ve always been troubled by the circumstances around his death even though I never knew him or anyone involved with him in any way.  When I hear his music, it has an eerie streak because of all that’s behind the story.

Anyways, great job.

Kevin Patrick
New York, NY

Thanks Kevin.  (One thing on “Let Her Dance” I’ve noticed: it sounds way better in mono.)

Mr Aaron Poehler,

I read with interest your article on the late Bobby Fuller musician.
I noticed that findadeath.com and your article mentioned several locales but no actual addresses, such as where Bobby Fuller’s apartment was located in Hollywood and also the location of where his body was found.
I am sure that you must know these details. Can you kindly share them with me ?
It was only today when I was researching the recent death of Bob Keane the record studio owner that I came across the fact that Bobby Fuller was deceased.
I have a watertight alibi. On the date of Mr. Fuller’s death I was living in England and had never been to the United States – just in case you were wondering about my curiosity.

Yours sincerely,
Barry Jackson,
Long Beach, CA

Um, good to know. But no, I don’t have the actual addresses on hand.

John K. Young

Mr. Poller…

I just read your article about the life and death of Bobby Fuller. I wanted to take a moment and let you know that I enjoyed it very much. It was very interesting and well done.

I had a couple of questions…
Even though it’s been almost 45 years since Bobby’s death, is there ANY possibility that the case might be re-opened? Since there have been “regime changes” at the L.A.P.D over the years and they’ve had to overcome more than a few investigational blunders in those years (O.J., Rodney King, etc), would anyone there be willing to take another look at this bizzare case?

Also…has anyone come forward since the writing of your article and shed any additional light on the subject? I completely agree that this case would be good fodder for a movie or as a Real Life “Cold Case” episode. I feel sorry for the remaining family members, not just because of their loss but also because they’ve never had justice or closure in the death of Bobby. That would have to be the hardest thing for ANYone in their place.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Johnny K. Young
Phoenix, AZ

At this point I suppose anything is possible as far as new developments, but as it’s been 45 years since Bobby’s death the odds of justice being served are admittedly slim.

Hi Aaron,

My name is Rick Kern, a former drummer/vocalist with many local bands in El Paso back in the 60?s ? ?73 when we took to the road for our Fame and Fortune.  We got the fame, but not much fortune.  I just wanted to tell you that I have enjoyed the writings about BF4.  I had a group that had Jim Reese in it for 5 years, after Bobby died.  The group was formed in 1968 and went to 1972. We were called The Basic Sound.  He was an amazing guitar player that could listen to a song and play it almost perfect the first time he attempted it. I was just talking with Dalton Powell a few minutes ago and he was saying that Jim could play Chuck Berry better than Chuck Berry.  Most of the songs thatJim sang and played in our group were mostly Chuck Berry tunes.

I want to tell you about a site that I have put together.  It came into existence as a result of being somewhat nostalgic and also because nobody has ever done this before.  It’s called: www.musiciansofelpaso.com. It’s a work in progress but is coming along quite well.  I would invite you to link it to your site if you would like since there is quite a bit of stuff about Bobby Fuller that I have put on.

I just wanted to take this time to share this information with you.  Please feel free to share my musicians site with anyone you feel that might be interested.

Take care,
Rick Kern

Thanks, Rick, I definitely agree on Jim Reese being an awesome guitarist.  Rick’s site has actually come along quite well: check it out!

Will Bigham
Hi, I saw your Bobby Fuller website, so I thought I’d write to get an expert’s advice. Here’s my problem: I bought the “Never To Be Forgotten” box set, but I HATE the stereo mixes of these songs. They are terrible … and I have another disc with the mono mixes. The mono stuff is much better, and I presume the music was mixed in mono when it was originally released and overseen by Bobby Fuller himself.

So, where can I get good MONO mixes of the Bobby Fuller material? Is there a mono version of the box set? Are there discs I should look for/stay away from? I appreciate any help you can give me, because I’m listening to these stereo mixes right now, and I’m sure Bobby Fuller is spinning in his grave knowing that this CRAP is what fills his supposedly comprehensive box set.

Thanks,
Will

I thought the box included both the stereo and mono mixes in cases where stereo existed.  I recall the first disc being mostly crappy stereo mixes, maybe judicious programming would allow you to skip them. Or these days, just delete them altogether from one’s ipod or whatever and create an all-mono playlist.

I do agree the stereo mixes pretty much all suck. (See above.)

Aaron,

I just finished reading your article pertaining to Bobby Fuller. Very interesting and such a shame that his death goes unvindicated.  I do have a question about the suicide ruling. I don’t know how things worked with insurance companies in 1966 but suicide today means no payout. Was it different back then?  If the mob was behind his death then seems to me that they would want it ruled as murder or of unknown cause. From your explanation of his death and the coroners report a monkey could see that it was murder. I’m in the health field and it doesn’t take a medical background to see this.
I look forward to your answer and again,  great write up.

Susan Ovadia

I’m far from an insurance expert — particularly on what the specifics of policies might have been at a time before I was born — but from what I understand, suicide doesn’t actually mean no payout in all cases today despite it often being portrayed that way in the media. It used to be a blanket provision in all life policies apparently though, and it seems likely that would have so in Bobby’s case, but I don’t know one way or the other for certain.

STEVEN BERRY
Hello Aaron. My name is Steve Berry and I wanted to compliment you on the great article you penned about one of my kid idols, Bobby Fuller.I have been talking with another few BBFF fans nad it remarkable how much misinformation and flat out lies about a mystery that is still not reesolved. I would like to see a full book written on this event…I am utterly amazed that there wasn’t one fan back in the days when this story was being mis reported and facts awere and are as scarce as a virgin at the Chicken Ranch..I was in Vietnam doing my first of two tours with the Marines when i heard about his murder…it blew me away man. Now you are probably thinking that being a Marine and in the business of killing I should have been able to let it go but I am telling you for some reason that moment has beenj in my heart since the day of bad news.I would like to see the case reopened and thoroughly srutinized by people that you can trust and are honest. I think there is a Movie here as well regardless of when it happened ..it a story that needs to be told and if there was foul play as I beleive then maybe we can smoke the bastards out and give rest to Bobby anf his family. Do you know anyhting more than whaat I have read here? Is Randy Fuller still living?Do you think there can be enough interst raised to maybe reopen the case..How does that happen by the way? I wrote a blog about this incident and what effect it had on me being an 18 yr. old kid  and having just arrived in a strange and evil place called Nam.Bobby Fuller had a major impact in my life to say the least.,

Steve Berry

As of last year there was a press release regarding a full-length Bobby Fuller bio being written by Miriam Linna in collaboration with Randell Fuller but it’s been awhile with no news. This kind of project can take awhile though, so hopefully it’s still on the way — I know I’ve been looking forward to reading it for a long time and from the looks of it, there are at least a few people out there who agree.

Bobby Fuller 1942-1966: Never to be forgotten.

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